2-Night 3-Day Golf Trip [Delusion Edition Part 4] #CreativeAward2026 / Directed by George Lucas! Steel Wars (Episode 10) / The Power of a 2-Night 3-Day Trip Stronger Than the Force
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away in Kanto...
A dark age had been continuing in the Galactic Golf Sphere.
The evil Galactic Empire conquered planets (golf courses) one after another, and while drowning in the gourmet food and fine wine of club restaurants, they never doubted that their rule would last forever. The admirals and generals of the Imperial Army, led by Supreme Commander Darth Birdie, would pull up an Alphard Black Royal Lounge to the front entrance of the clubhouse, make the planet's chief (manager) open the door, and descend with composure. To them, a round of golf was not a battle, but merely a confirmation task of a conquest already completed.
However, in a corner of the galaxy, there were those quietly aiming to overthrow the Imperial Army. They are the Rebel Alliance of Good, led by Luke Fairwaywalker, who board the Boso Express train, sway on the club bus, and descend onto the planet mixed in with regular guests. Behind his humble appearance, as he aims for the Fore! power known as the Je"par"i, an intelligence network that the Imperial Army would never know about was spreading.
The Rebel Alliance's greatest secret weapon was neither an iron nor a golf ball. It was the 2-night 3-day—a habit not common in golf, of arriving at the planet the day before the round and not returning on the day of. However, that habit determined the outcome of every match.
On each planet, many Rebel Je"par"i were already lurking. A fishmonger, a regular at a gyoza shop, a taxi driver, an old woman on Hiyodori Slope. They look like ordinary citizens. But their true identity was an elite intelligence network supporting the victory of the Rebel Alliance.
The Rebel Alliance was heading to the next planet again today. Gripping their irons, keeping the 2-night 3-day strategy close to their hearts, while quietly watching the scenery flowing past the window of the Boso Express train—
The hegemony of the Galactic Golf Sphere has not yet been decided.
1. Lucas liked your article
I posted about a 2-night 3-day golf trip. I also posted three delusion editions.
Commercial broadcast version, Netflix version, Hollywood version. I thought about the casting and imagined the drama. Then I got a notification.
"Lucas liked your article"
And a message arrived. The sender is George Lucas.
"Nice to meet you. Hello. I read your posts with anticipation every time. My name is George Lucas. I am the one who directed the early Star Wars works. It is me! (lol) As you may have already guessed, the directors of Star Wars have been changing one after another due to adult circumstances. Well, recently J.J. Abrams and John Favreau have been directing, and they are being evaluated in Hollywood as talented producer-directors who can stably make blockbuster hits. It is frustrating, so frustrating. My uniquely imagined worldview is being dismantled. My pride as a creator is beginning to crumble. At that time, while looking at note, where Japanese creator groups gather, I came across your post. Knowing that you are applying for #CreativeAward2026, I want to direct a grand action saga again based on your script. I am thinking of ideas like lightsabers being irons, blaster guns being golf balls, and the title being Steel Wars instead of Star Wars. I apologize for sending a long message that is not well-organized. Although it is a rambling letter, I hope you can understand the content, and I would appreciate it if you would consider it. Sincerely, George Lucas"
There was no reason to refuse. Thus, Steel Wars / Episode 10 was born.
2. Lucas's worldview
The setting of this work is a planet (golf course) in a galaxy far, far away in Kanto.
The countless planets that exist in the universe are each a single golf course. Planet Ichihara, Planet Hanno, Planet Togane, Planet Sakura—each has its own unique club restaurant, and the weight of the sand, the strength of the wind, and the speed of the greens are different.
On this planet, only those who wield a lightsaber iron can fight. And when the light-bullet blaster golf ball flies in an unintended direction (slice/push or hook/duck hook), the power of the inevitable "Fore!" is unleashed.
3. The Rebel Alliance's Secret Weapon: "3 Days, 2 Nights"
The Rebel Alliance had a custom the Imperial Army knew nothing about.
3 days, 2 nights.
Arriving on the planet the day before the round. This is not merely a habit of travel lovers. It is intelligence gathering to overthrow the Imperial Army.
And on every planet, Jedi-Pars were already lurking. They look like ordinary citizens of the planet. A fishmonger, a regular at a gyoza shop, a taxi driver. But their true identity is that of a Jedi-Par supporting Luke Fairwaywalker's operations.
After getting off the Boso express train, first, leave your luggage at the business hotel. From there, head out into the city on foot. Fearing tracking, you carry no smart devices. You don't use navigation either. Simply unleash the power of "Fore!" in the city, and you can make contact with a Jedi-Par.
Planet Ichihara, Contact with Jedi-Par "Fishmonger"
A fishmonger on Sarashina-dori Street. When you order white fish sashimi, there is a slice of lemon inside. White fish doesn't come with lemon. This is the code: "Beware of tomorrow's wind!"
Planet Hanno, Contact with Jedi-Par "Manchu Regular"
Gyoza no Manshu. The regular customer who tries all four types of sauce is a Jedi-Par. The Jedi-Par whispered, "We've got a new menu item recently." This is the code: "Darth Birdie is coming tomorrow!"
Planet Togane, Contact with Jedi-Par "Dispatcher"
A taxi company. "Please wait about 10 minutes." The dispatcher is a Jedi-Par. This is the code: "The final assault will take place at the 10th hole!"
The Imperial Army didn't know, because they came and went on the same day. That the fishmonger, the gyoza shop regular, and the taxi dispatcher—all were Jedi-Pars of the Rebel Alliance.
The 3-day, 2-night trip was not a vacation. It was a galaxy-scale strategy meeting.
4. Decisive Battle: 10th Hole
The 9 holes of the OUT (first half) were over.
Darth Birdie of the Imperial Army was in high spirits. His driver didn't curve, and his approach with the iron was spot on. Having retreated to the club restaurant, Darth Birdie sat down heavily and downed a draft beer in one go. Followed by a mega highball. While snacking on boiled peanuts, he opened the lid of his eel bowl.
"As expected, the planets of the Kanto galaxy are good. There are no enemies in this galaxy!"
Darth Birdie laughed, and the admirals and generals laughed too. The stormtroopers were in the Alphard Black Royal Lounge driver's waiting room, watching YouTube Shorts on their phones. The kitten video ended, and they moved to the next one. No one had any idea of the anomaly being planned outside.
Meanwhile, in the woods by the 10th hole, a quiet plan was underway.
The fishmonger hid behind a tree while still wearing his apron. A regular at Gyoza no Manshu pushed through the branches in his sauce-stained shirt. A taxi driver from Togane entered the thicket with his meter still running.
The back nine began. Darth Birdie of the Imperial Army stood on the 10th tee ground. Filled with a mega highball and a luxurious eel bowl, Darth Birdie took a powerful stance and swung his club—that was the moment.
Luke Fairwaywalker of the Rebel Alliance silently raised his right hand.
The woods moved.
All the "Jedi" fired their blaster golf balls in unison. White bullets flew out of the woods one after another, filling the tee ground. The fishmonger's shot was a sharp, low trajectory. The Manshu regular hit a draw. The taxi driver's ball turned into a power fade with the force of a "Fore!"
Darth Birdie was speechless. The blaster fire was on a trajectory to hit his own son, Luke Fairwaywalker. To protect his son, the father took the blaster fire himself, and his life-support system was destroyed.
5. Epilogue: The Setting Sun and the Next Planet.
The Imperial Army's Alphard Black Royal Lounge departed the planet.
Luke Fairwaywalker of the Rebel Alliance stood alone at the edge of the 18th green, looking at the western sky.
On a planet somewhere in Kanto, two suns were about to set. One was large and red, and the other was slightly smaller, bleeding into an orange hue. Just like a father and son.
It is not the Force that rules the galaxy of Kanto. It is a 3-day, 2-night trip.
—To be continued in Steel Wars, Episode 11
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