The Tale of Yamabi


Original Classical Chinese
Yamabi is a man from Shimofusa, calling himself 'Volcano', walking timidly in dark blue clothes. Sekiheki is a man from Tanshu, calling himself 'Wind-folk', striding broadly in crimson lined robes. Volcano is deceitful by nature, always borrowing the tiger's prestige, often getting familiar with Sekiheki, and frequently wandering through the marketplace.
Once he said to a passerby, 'Where do you study?' The reply was, 'Teikyo University.'
Volcano clapped his hands and sneered, 'That school is lowly.' He then boasted of his own academic background. Sekiheki remained silent.
The student added, 'I aspire to be a doctor.' Upon hearing this, Volcano's expression changed suddenly; his face turned as blue as dark indigo, and he found himself drawing back and looking up at the sky, feeling ashamed and discouraged before Sekiheki. Sekiheki lost his composure, stunned and speechless.
Alas, to judge a person by their school—how foolish can one be!
Note: This text first spread on Twitter and became a laughingstock for the world. Volcano saw it and shouted, 'Stop! Your Highness!' But the street talk and gossip never ceased. In the past, Pang Shiyuan was slighted by Sun Quan, and Yi Yin carried a cauldron and cutting board to serve King Tang; one cannot judge a person by their appearance. To judge someone at a single glance is foolish beyond measure.
Reading (Yomikudashi)
Yamabi is a man from Shimofusa, calling himself Volcano, walking timidly in dark blue clothes. Sekiheki is a man from Tanshu, calling himself Wind-folk, striding broadly in crimson lined robes.
Volcano is deceitful by nature, always borrowing the tiger's prestige. He often gets familiar with Sekiheki, and frequently wanders through the marketplace.
Once he said to a passerby, 'Where do you study?' The reply was, 'Teikyo University.'
Volcano clapped his hands and sneered, 'That school is lowly.' He then boasted of his own academic background. Sekiheki remained silent.
The student added, 'I aspire to be a doctor.' Upon hearing this, Volcano's expression changed suddenly. His face turned as blue as dark indigo, and he found himself drawing back and looking up at the sky, feeling ashamed and discouraged before Sekiheki. Sekiheki lost his composure, stunned and speechless.
Alas, to judge a person by their school—how foolish can one be!
Note: This text first spread on Twitter and became a laughingstock for the world.
Volcano saw it and shouted, 'Stop! Your Highness!'
But the street talk and gossip never ceased.
In the past, Pang Shiyuan was slighted by Sun Quan, and Yi Yin carried a cauldron and cutting board to serve King Tang. One cannot judge a person by their appearance. To judge someone at a single glance is foolish beyond measure.
Reading (Yomikudashi) with Phonetic Annotations
Yamabi is a man from Shimofusa, calling himself Volcano, walking timidly in dark blue clothes. Sekiheki is a man from Tanshu, calling himself Wind-folk, striding broadly in crimson lined robes.
Volcano is deceitful by nature, always borrowing the tiger's prestige. He often gets familiar with Sekiheki, and frequently wanders through the marketplace.
Once he said to a passerby, 'Where do you study?' The reply was, 'Teikyo University.'
Volcano clapped his hands and sneered, 'That school is lowly.' He then boasted of his own academic background. Sekiheki remained silent.
The student added, 'I aspire to be a doctor.' Upon hearing this, Volcano's expression changed suddenly. His face turned as blue as dark indigo, and he found himself drawing back and looking up at the sky, feeling ashamed and discouraged before Sekiheki. Sekiheki lost his composure, stunned and speechless.
Alas, to judge a person by their school—how foolish can one be!
It is noted that this text first spread on Twitter and became a laughingstock for the world.
Upon seeing this, Biyama (Mountain Fire) cried out, "Stop it, you!"
However, the gossip in the streets never ceased.
In the past, Pang Shiyuan was looked down upon by Sun Quan, and Yi Yin served King Tang while carrying his cooking pots. Therefore, one should not judge a person by their appearance. To measure someone at a single glance is foolish and beyond reach.
Modern Japanese Translation
Yamabi is a person from Shimosa, with the nickname Biyama. He wears dark blue clothes and walks timidly. Sekiheki is a person from Tanshu, with the nickname Fumin. He wears a deep crimson lined kimono and walks with a bold, heavy stride.
Biyama has a cunning personality; he habitually struts about like a fox borrowing the tiger's authority, always tagging along familiarly with Sekiheki and wandering through busy shopping districts.
Once, he asked a passerby, "Where are you studying?" The other replied, "Teikyo University."
Biyama clapped his hands and mocked him, saying, "That school is just low-level." He then boasted about his own academic background. Sekiheki remained silent.
Then the student said again, "I am aiming for the medical department." When Biyama heard this, his complexion suddenly changed, and his face turned as pale as dark blue. He involuntarily recoiled, looked up at the sky, and felt ashamed before Sekiheki. Sekiheki was also overwhelmed and stunned, unable to speak.
Ah, how foolish are those who judge people solely by their school name.
[Commentary]Thinking about it, this text first spread on Twitter and became a laughingstock for the world. It is said that upon seeing this, Biyama shouted, "Stop it, you!" However, the rumors in the streets never ceased.
In the past, Pang Tong (Pang Shiyuan) was looked down upon by Sun Quan because of his appearance, and the famous prime minister Yi Yin once served King Tang as a cook carrying pots and pans. One must not judge a person solely by their appearance. To judge someone at a single glance is the height of foolishness.
Original Source
今年の共テ漢文これらしい pic.twitter.com/EkHvslpffk
— 里見浪花 (@satomirouka) December 21, 2025
やっぱりみんな漢文が大好きなんだ😊ちょっと正規の漢文に直してみますかね。
— 中唐文学会 (@zhong1tang2) December 22, 2025
山火,字火山,每假虎威,赤壁莫忤。一日火山問某生曰:安在?對曰:帝京大學也。火山嗤之,自誇學歷。赤壁驚不出聲。某生曰:吾志醫學。火山顏色忽變,乃顧赤壁,閉眼默然。一見量人,何其愚哉! https://t.co/ccageLNVQu
いちおう正しい漢文に添削すると、こうなる。→
— 蓉堂居士 (@rongtangjushi) December 22, 2025
山火,字火山,常欲逞虎威,侮赤壁。火山問某學生曰:何居?對曰:帝京大學也。火山嗤之,自誇學歷。赤壁吞聲。學生乃曰:我志醫者也。火山失色而顧赤壁,不應焉。一見量人,何其愚也。 https://t.co/wfRGbnPleG
山火者,下總人也,號火山,紺衣怯行。赤壁者,淡州人也,號風民,絳袷闊步。火山性譎,素假虎威,每狎赤壁,常遊於闤闠之間。
— ♪ まくぽり ☆彡 (@mkpoli) December 22, 2025
嘗謂行人曰「汝學乎何處?」對曰「帝京大學也。」
火山拊掌哂曰「彼校卑耳。」又自誇學歷。赤壁默然。 https://t.co/Aaq6ZaxajD
共通テストに出せるように訂正すると、こんな感じ。 https://t.co/hHaKKvVI57 pic.twitter.com/KTj9DZfzBl
— 紀園桃 (@rBky4f4O7Z40WZM) December 22, 2025
