Weekly Short-Short Note: Dissing a Spider Begging for Its Life During a Late-Night Phone Call

He's like a spider.
He's always interfering with my life. It's honestly such a pain.

"Where are you going?" "Who are you with?" "When are you coming home?" he asks. That's my business, isn't it?
When I push back, he says, "It's because I love you" or "I'm just worried about you." Don't you think that's ridiculous?

I absolutely hate being interfered with or tied down.

And you know, at night, he tries to tie me up. Lightly, of course. And then he whispers in my ear, saying things like "I love you" or "You're all mine." I just think, "Enough of that already, can we just get this over with?"

So, I decided to take revenge.

I never used to interfere or tie him down, but I started texting and calling him constantly. "Where are you?" "What are you doing?" "Who are you with?"

At night, I turned the tables and tied him up instead. I went at him thoroughly and persistently, over and over. He was so pathetic, a complete contrast to his usual self.

Then he said,
"I was wrong. I won't do it again, please forgive me."
He acted like such a spider, but then he begged for his life. It's hilarious, right? I was already bored of it, so I just left him there. I deleted his contact from my phone, of course.

Thanks for listening! I feel so refreshed, body and soul (lol).

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Participating in the Weekly Short-Short Note 💛
This week's theme is "A spider begging for its life."

A spider begging for its life is so hard (>_<)
I couldn't help but associate it with... certain kinds of bondage.
Oh man, I might be losing it lol
Good kids wouldn't make that kind of association, right? 💦

This is a story framed as a late-night long phone call with a friend.

Thank you for reading until the end today too♪

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