Weekly Short-Short Note | Life Hack Miscalculation

I watched a video where someone skewered corn on an electric drill and held it against their front teeth to eat it all at once.
Since I eat corn at every meal, I was amazed that such a convenient method existed.
I tried it immediately, and what usually took five minutes now took only one. In other words, my life gained twelve minutes every day.
Encouraged by this, I decided to do everything with an electric drill. Brushing my teeth with a drill in the morning takes only an instant, and wrapping toilet paper around the drill, while slightly painful to my anus, saved me a few seconds.
Even on the train, just holding an electric drill gets people to give up their seats for me. The electric drill is a lucky charm, too.
One day, my manager was nagging me with snide remarks, so I solved it with the electric drill, which saved me two hours. I pride myself on having contributed to significant efficiency improvements even at the company level.
But strangely, the reaction from my colleagues was lackluster.
By the way, I am currently doing prison labor with a manual screwdriver, so it is inconvenient.

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