Lost items that disappeared 'in there': A female doctor reveals safe and pleasurable self-care
That day, I was a little nervous.
The person who appeared at our meeting place was an intelligent woman I had met in an FX community.
Her dignified demeanor belied her true profession: she is actually an obstetrician-gynecologist.
"The human body is far more unpredictable than chart movements."
As she tilted her glass and laughed, her cheeks slightly flushed from the alcohol, I gathered my courage and asked her a certain question.
About the medical truth of self-pleasure, and... the urban legend whispered in some circles about 'foreign object insertion'.
Tonight, I will share a little bit of a beautiful yet mysterious 'secret medical chart' I heard from a practicing female doctor.
She first taught me the basics of self-care.
"Many women just use their fingers, but the bacteria under your fingernails is actually the greatest enemy of the delicate vaginal environment."
Medically speaking, she says the safest option is using 'dedicated silicone products'.
• Cleanliness: Medical-grade silicone that can be boiled or washed with specialized soap.
• pH balance: The vagina is kept acidic. Casual substitutes (everyday items used as soap or lotion) can disrupt that balance and cause issues like yeast infections.
"If you want to cherish your own body, first invest in 'clean tools.' That is the shortest route to deeper pleasure."
As the conversation flowed, the topic finally turned to the main subject—the 'foreign objects brought into the examination room'.
"A lightbulb? Ah, that's a classic," she smiled a bit mischievously.
"But reality goes even further beyond the imagination. For example... 'high-end lipstick'."
When I asked why such a thing would be there, she explained the medical mechanism.
"The vagina is shaped like a pouch at the back, but when you get excited and the muscles contract, smooth objects can be 'sucked in' surprisingly easily. Even to places your fingers can't reach."
The list of 'lost items' she has encountered so far is a series of surprises.
• Stationery caps
"Perhaps they were trying to cool down their heat while working. But the clip part got stuck on the mucous membrane, and they came to the clinic because they couldn't do anything about it themselves."
• Remnants of summer vegetables
"Cucumbers and eggplants. Many people use them because they are cold and have a good shape. But, if they break inside... from that point on, it's no longer a romantic time, but 'extraction surgery in the operating room'."
What impressed me most about her story was the 'vacuum trap'.
When you insert something with a smooth surface and a flat bottom (like a hairspray cap), the air inside escapes and it suctions on.
Once this happens, unless a doctor uses a special instrument to pump air in, it literally becomes a 'lifelong companion'.
"Some people are too embarrassed to seek medical attention, but as time passes, the risk of foul odors and infections skyrockets. We are professionals, so we aren't surprised by anything that comes out. If anything, we just think, 'Please take better care of your body'."
As the party reached its peak, she concluded with this:
"Whether it's FX or self-care, you are only a pro if you can manage your 'risks'.
It's fine to enjoy the thrill with substitutes, but if you really want to find pleasure, choose a medically safe partner (tool) and pamper yourself to your heart's content."
The night with the female doctor was filled with intellectual stimulation and a touch of forbidden pleasure.
Why don't you all listen to the voice of your own (or your partner's) body tonight, correctly and passionately?
The rest of my meal with her? That is for another occasion.
Next time, I might delve deeper into the 'anatomical approach to maximizing sensitivity' that she taught me. Stay tuned.
※ This article was written with the premise of medical education within a range that does not identify individuals.
I have taken care not to violate confidentiality, but I will delete it if there are any issues.