The Night I Wrote 30,000 Characters, My PC Entered Its Rebellious Phase [HSP Hitorimichi Family Parenting & Life Diary]

※Caution⚠️

This article contains:
・A rebellious used PC💻
・Runaway writing desire🔥
・Despair evolving into philosophy🧠

It is included.

Depending on the person, as a side effect, you might burst out laughing.
(It is also normal if you do not laugh at all)

Please place your drinks on the table before reading, if possible☕
The author cannot be held responsible for any damage to keyboards or smartphone screens🙇‍♀️

🌏 ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ 🚀

🌱It all started with a 30,000-character runaway

Hello everyone, it has been a while.
Hitorimichi, reporting that I am alive🌱

Yes, I am alive.
Mentally, I drifted through outer space a few times🚀
But I have currently returned to Earth🌏

The incident occurred three weeks ago in the middle of the night while I was writing a paid article🌙

As an archaeologist of the note purchaser community, I was pouring my soul into writing a paid article📚

The original plan was for an easy-to-read article of about 7,000 characters.

Something you can read quickly and is actually useful
I was aiming for such a well-balanced article✨

However, while I was writing

Before I knew it, I had exceeded 30,000 characters😇

That is enough for one Kindle book.

When I think about it calmly, it is at the level of a short novel📖

A normal person would think this here:

It is too long. Let's trim it.

If anything, this is the moment when my reason kicks in, telling me to adjust the length to make it easier for readers to read.

However, a creature like Hitorimichi is different.

Instead of hitting the brakes, I add two more accelerators🏎️🏎️

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

💻At that moment, my beloved machine started to develop a personality

Click-clack-click-clack...⌨️
The very moment my fingers were tapping on the keyboard.

The screen suddenly

turned into a green striped pattern🟩🟩🟩

Huh?

Wait, what is this?

The Matrix?
A bamboo forest?🌿
Or did my PC evolve into a watermelon?🍉

No, wait. Calm down, Hitorimichi.

It will be fixed if I restart it.
Humanity has solved most problems by restarting.

Smartphones📱
Wi-Fi📶
And life itself have mostly been managed by restarting.

However.

Restart.

Result.

Green.

Once more.

Restart.

Result.

Green.

⌨️ ── 💻 ── 🔋 ──

👱‍♀️That's when I realized

Ah, this kid has entered its rebellious phase.💻

I thought it was sudden.
But looking back, there were signs.

It's completely in eighth grade.

A PC that keeps showing a bamboo forest while saying, "I don't care about you, Mom."🌿

I tried desperately to persuade it.

"Please, just let me write 10,000 more characters...🙏"

But the PC was silent.

It just kept showing the bamboo forest refreshingly🌿🌿

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🌌30,000 characters, transported to another world

In that moment.

My manuscript traveled to the other side of the green stripes🌌

Is it saved?
Or is it not?
I can't even check.

This is no longer,

a case of data loss.

It is the spiritual abduction of a literary work👻📄

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🧠When people despair, they become philosophers

One week since then.

I went on a spiritual field trip called escapism🎒

I thought about it while folding the laundry.

What is life?
What is writing?
And what is saving?

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⚙️Here, the Hitorimichi circuit activates

The Japanese word for 'terrible' (taihen) is written as 'to change greatly'.

In other words, this incident is

not a misfortune.

It is an evolution event✨

In RPG terms, it is an equipment-breaking event right before the final boss⚔️

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🔥Entering the zone

From that point on, I was completely awakened.

My fingers moved on their own⌨️🔥

The speed at which my coffee disappears is like a gas-guzzling car ☕💨

And the completed article was

over 30,000 characters.

After publication.

The limited 10 copies sold out in one hour 😭✨🎉

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👑Here, the gods known as my readers descended

This collection of comments.

Let me explain what kind of phenomenon this is.

Hitorimichi's HP → 0 💀
Reader comments → Recovery Potion EX 💊✨

That article with over 30,000 characters is right here.👇

This paid article.
I have also added it to my paid magazine😊
The magazine contains not only this article,
but also all my previous paid articles ranging from 100 yen to 980 yen.

Please feel free to take a look if you'd like🐱💓✨

Paid magazine👇

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

📦And so, I decided to summon a new partner

It's an Amazon renewed PC📦💻

The word 'refurbished'.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

It feels like

a human drama about someone who stumbled once in life but got back on their feet

🥺

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🎁 Unboxing ceremony

The moment I open the box.

My state of mind is like a company president welcoming a new employee.

'I know you can do it.'🤝

And then, startup.

Normal.

Moving.

Civilization restored🏙️✨

However.

At this point, I didn't overlook it.

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🔋 Health checkup start

I immediately checked the remaining battery level🔋

In the world of used PCs, this is the medical history section of a resume.

The displayed number.

72%

......

Eh?

Terms 80% or more
Reality 72%

In this moment, I understood.

This kid

just requested paid leave on their first day of work🛌

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🔌 Outlet-dependent life form

This PC.

The moment I unplug it, it suddenly feels unwell.

"Oh, wait... I can't..."

It's completely me.

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📩 Negotiating at the speed of light

Contacting the seller📩
Explaining the situation.
Requesting an exchange.

Through this whole process, I realized something.

What a used PC really is.

It's like marriage hunting💍

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🆕Second candidate, appears

A few days later.

The new one arrived📦

Battery level.

92%

A healthy, well-behaved child.

The type to run as the anchor in a sports festival🏃‍♂️💨

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🌋Civilization, fully restored

Data migration complete🔄
Writing environment restored✨

And then.

My creative desire has resumed volcanic activity🌋

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📚And so, I have decided on my next challenge

Kindle publishing📚✨

The reason is,
becoming a non-fiction writer,
has been my dream since I was 20.

I want to leave behind the reality of those involved as a story.

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🔥A preview of where life shifts a little here

Next time.

I will face a theme I have never touched upon before.

I will cut into social issues.

I am scared.

Previously, as an HSP, I had my heart shattered to the point of a comminuted fracture by a comment🧊

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🌏But there is something I want to convey

Developmental disabilities, mental illnesses.

ASD, ADHD, bipolar disorder, depression, adjustment disorder, PTSD, eating disorders... etc.

We are not scary beings.

It is just that.

We are only a little bewildered by the rules of this world🌏

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🎭The Hitorimichi Theater continues

The heaviest stories in the most fun way.
The most difficult stories in the most laughable form.

This is my challenge.

｡.｡:+* ﾟ ゜ﾟ +:｡.｡:+ ﾟ ゜ﾟ *

🙏 I have one final request

Please.
Do not hit Hitorimichi.

My mental state is more delicate than precision machinery.

Humidity, air pressure, and even
waiting in line at a convenience store
can easily ruin my mood.

If possible.
Please wrap me gently.

In some cases, please wrap me in a blanket 🛏️
(Down, electric blanket, or kotatsu are all acceptable)

And if

in the comments section
my heart
freezes up and my mind goes blank
like that, then

I might close the comments section at the speed of light and
retreat to a security-level-MAX
evacuation shelter called a paid magazine 🏃‍♀️💨

In that case, please,

if you could watch over me with
kind eyes, it would be a great help.

By the way, Hitorimichi,

charges about 5% for every
comment received 🔋

10 comments for normal operation.
20 comments to enter the writing zone.
30 comments to awaken into philosopher mode.

As a side effect,
there is a risk that the articles will become even longer.

｡.｡:+* ﾟ ゜ﾟ +:｡.｡:+ ﾟ ゜ﾟ *

If you have the energy, pleaseleave one of these from ① to ③
in the comments section👇

It's 1. It's 2. It's 5.
A single word like this is also fine.
(I'll retort asking 'What is 5?' lol 🤣)

Of course,

Even just a single word is very welcome.

Your reactions
more than the battery level of my new PC
definitely keep me going 🔋✨

And probably,
the next article will also be
just chaotic as usual.

Thank you for reading
until the end 🌸

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