Lonely, June.

Thanks for coming today, everyone!
I'm going to introduce the members who have joined my membership!!

*Everything is a delusion. The note users introduced from here on do not exist.

If you join my membership, I might introduce you along with your work. Or maybe not. Since there are no subscribers, nothing is decided.

First, I'd like to introduce my fellow fan,"46th Generation Cabbage Taro".

He is a fellow fan of mine.
Also, I've gotten tired of the band-man tone, so I'm going back to my usual way of speaking. Since I'm usually crazy anyway, it's not a big deal.
He usually writes notes about the Sakamichi group. He has been posting 10,000-character articles every day for 800 days. I have nothing but respect for that enthusiasm.
He is a 'hako-oshi' (someone who supports the entire group) for all groups and is the type of idol fan who respects other groups as well.
His masterpiece is"Running Up the Slope".
It is an essay documenting his experience running up slopes all over the country. It feels similar to a certain TV show, but since this is all a delusion, please don't worry about it.

Next is"Iwaiwa Wacchi".

She is a true native of Iwate Prefecture. If you trace it back, 5/6 of the land in Iwate was supposedly owned by her family. In short, she's a landowner. Do people not say 'landowner' anymore?
She is the mood maker of the membership. Her catchphrase is 'I'll buy it all up.' Apparently, even Governor Tasso can't stand up to her (Governor, I am truly sorry for suddenly mentioning your name).
Her masterpiece is"Rock is Dead".
A battle comedy set in Iwate, where zombies have broken out locally in large numbers. It features a love story between a zombie and a human, and developments where blood washes away blood. It's a masterpiece.

Next, we have"Mustard-flavored Cracker".

Gender unknown, age unknown. Uses the first-person pronoun 'Sore-gashi'. They are my writing mentor. I will call them 'Master' from here on.
Rumor has it that Master was the one who wrote that certain book by Iyo Matsumoto. If you don't know what I'm talking about, try searching for 'Iyo Matsumoto ghostwriter'.
Master's masterpiece is"That Blue Sky on the Day I Was Dumped".
The protagonist confesses to their first love and gets rejected. Through a strange turn of events, they end up in a time loop, repeating that day over and over. Will this love ever be rewarded, or—? It's a heartbreak sci-fi. Highly recommended.

That concludes the introduction of the three people who joined the membership this week. Is that enough for now?

#WhatAreYouTalkingAbout
#NoiseBand
#Itsuki-san

Afterword

This article is entirely fictional and has no relation to any actual persons, organizations, or works.

I repeat, they do not exist. I even checked to make sure no one with the same pen name is on note.
I just dragged this out as a membership topic. That is all.
If someone actually joins, I will treat them more delicately than a butterfly or a flower. I intend to cherish them with the greatest love I can muster. If you join, the funny essays will stop, but if you are okay with that, then so be it.

Well then, see you all later.
Let's take it easy. Everyone is doing their best. I love you all.