East-West Comedy Love Story ②
From Chapter 2 to the Afterword
Chapter 2: Baptism in Osaka, a Date Gone Astray
When I exited the ticket gate at Shin-Osaka Station, Kenta was already standing there with a beaming smile.
“Ayaka-san! Welcome to Osaka! Man, I’ve been waiting for this! I’m going to make you fall head over heels for Osaka’s charm, so be prepared!”
At those words, Ayaka instinctively took a step back. Head over heels? Prepared? As always, his expressions were far too dynamic.
“Oh, thank you. I look forward to today.”
When she responded with her best smile, Kenta said, “Right, then let’s start with an Osaka specialty!” and energetically pulled Ayaka by the hand. They headed toward a takoyaki shop inside Shin-Osaka Station.
“Alright, Ayaka-san! This is Osaka’s soul food, takoyaki! Look at this steam! It’s fluffy and gooey, and it’s best when it’s piping hot!”
Kenta offered her a piece with excitement. Ayaka took a bite cautiously and lightly burned her mouth because it was so hot.
“Ow! Oh, it’s hot, Kenta-san!”
“Hahaha! Well, of course it is! If you don’t eat it while it’s hot, it’s not takoyaki! Are you a cat-tongue? Ayaka-san, you’ve got a cute side!”
Kenta laughed happily, but Ayaka’s feelings were complicated. Cute? Even though she was in pain from the heat?
“Does this person really”, {understand human pain or temperature? Is he a bit of an idiot?”
The first destination was Dotonbori. In front of the Glico sign, Kenta posed enthusiastically.
“Look, Ayaka-san! You haven’t really been to Osaka if you don’t take a picture here! Come on, Ayaka-san, do the Running Man pose!”
Kenta said this, and as an example, he spread his arms and lifted one leg. Ayaka hesitated. Doing a pose like this in a tourist spot was unthinkable for her usual self.
“Um, but everyone is looking...”
“It’s fine, being looked at is what it’s all about! Come on, come on!”
Half-forced, Ayaka also struck an awkward Running Man pose. Kenta snapped the shutter with a beaming smile, saying, “That’s the best! Ayaka-san, you’re surprisingly game!” Looking at the photo, Ayaka could only smile bitterly at how unnatural she looked.
After that, the two headed to Osaka Castle. They climbed the main keep and looked out over the city of Osaka.
“Look, Ayaka-san! You can see that building from my house! Well, it’s tiny, though! Actually, you can’t really see it! That was a joke!”
Kenta pointed proudly and immediately revealed the trick. This time, Ayaka had learned a little.
“...Oh, haha. Is that so.”
She tried to respond with the act of laughing, but Kenta still looked dissatisfied.
“That laugh didn’t have any soul in it! I want you to give me a bigger reaction!”
“I’m sorry...”
Ayaka had no choice but to apologize again, and her fatigue gradually accumulated. To her, Kenta’s jokes were likea code that always required her full effort to decipher. If she let her guard down for even a second, she might hurt him. That pressure weighed heavily on her shoulders.
For dinner, they went to a kushikatsu shop. Kenta explained proudly, “No double-dipping in the sauce!” and ordered various skewers.
“Here, Ayaka-san, this is quail! It’s delicious!”
When she took a bite of the skewer Kenta offered, it was hot again. And with the heaviness of the oil and batter spreading in her mouth, Ayaka felt her stomach churning.
“It’s... delicious.”
“Do you really think so? Your face looks dead!”
At Kenta’s remark, Ayaka bit her lip hard. Why was it so difficult to express her true feelings in conversations with him? Even though she intended to be considerate, it always backfired.
Throughout the day, Ayaka had repeated “Is he an idiot?” in her heart many times. But at the same time, she also felt astrange warmthin his carefree smile and his attitude of just wanting to make her enjoy herself. It was a sensation like a bright, bottomless sun, something she didn’t often encounter in Tokyo.
At night, back at the hotel, Ayaka collapsed onto the bed. She was exhausted, but when she opened her smartphone, there was a LINE message from Kenta.
Kenta: “Today was really fun! Ayaka-san, I thought you might be stiff at first, but you laughed a little bit toward the end, and I felt like I made some progress! Please come again!”
Seeing that message, Ayaka sighed softly. Progress? I see, he was trying his best in his own way. His humor was still incomprehensible, but at least his earnest desire to “make her enjoy herself” seemed to have reached Ayaka’s heart just a little.
“...See you again.”
As she typed her reply, Ayaka looked into the distance, wondering what kind of trials would await her if there were a next time.
Chapter 3: Tokyo and Osaka, Mismatched Hearts
After returning to Tokyo from Osaka, Ayaka returned to her daily routine, but her heart was somewhat elsewhere. Her date in Osaka with Kenta was filled with a sense of the extraordinary, as if she had been staying on another planet. The barrage of his jokes, and herself reacting to them seriously. The inner voice saying “Is he an idiot?” had echoed many times, but at the same time, she was also getting used to his bottomless brightness and his service spirit of wanting to make people laugh, albeit while feeling bewildered.
“How was it? Your date with Kenta-san.”
A few days later, Mika, who was having lunch with her, asked with great interest.
“How was it, you ask... He was constantly joking with all his might, and I felt like I was constantly calculating in my head how to respond to it.”
Ayaka answered as if tired.
“For example, he told me to do the Glico pose in Dotonbori... It was embarrassing in a tourist spot, but I was half-forced to do it.”
“Hahaha! I can imagine! But, I might have wanted to see you doing the Glico pose, Ayaka.”
Mika laughed, but then looked serious when she saw Ayaka’s expression.
“But, Ayaka. Did you hate it?”
Ayaka thought for a moment. If asked if she hated it, it was embarrassing and tiring. But—.
“...I don’t think I hated it. It’s like, I got swept up in his pace and did things I would never do otherwise. It was a strange experience, but it wasn’t boring.”
Mika chuckled.
“That’s a big deal for you, Ayaka. You, who always hate it when things aren’t according to plan, were able to enjoy the unexpected, right?”
Now that she mentioned it, that might be true. Ayaka was the type who usually planned everything precisely and couldn’t stand it if things didn’t go as planned. Her time with Kenta easily jumped over those boundaries. In a sense, it was a fresh experience.
Meanwhile, Kenta in Osaka was eagerly awaiting a message from Ayaka, who had returned from Tokyo.
Kenta: “Ayaka-san, did you arrive in Tokyo? Are you rested? Are you still soaking in the afterglow of Osaka? lol”
A few hours later, there was a short reply from Ayaka.
Ayaka: “Yes, I arrived safely. I’m tired, so I’ll rest well today.”
Kenta tilted his head at that concise message.
“Huh? What about the afterglow of Osaka? What about your thoughts on my jokes? It’s a bit... dry...”
Kenta had intended to put all his effort into making Ayaka enjoy herself. When they did the Glico pose together, he didn’t miss the fact that Ayaka, who was bewildered at first, laughed slightly for a moment. He felt that was “progress.”
“Hmm, Ayaka-san is a hard person to read. Should I be more pushy?”
Kenta thought he needed to step in further to advance his relationship with Ayaka. The word “retreat” was not in his dictionary.
The next day, Kenta called Ayaka.
“Hello, Ayaka-san! How are you doing? Are you ruminating on the memories of Osaka?”
“Yes, well... Work is busy, so it’s hard.”
Ayaka’s voice was her usual calm tone. Kenta, trying to draw out Ayaka’s emotions somehow, cracked another joke.
“I see! You’re busy because you’re good at your job, Ayaka-san! I had a dream recently where I woke up and my body was split in two, one half went to work and the other half stayed home and slept all day! Punchline me!”
Ayaka went silent on the other end of the phone. The few seconds of silence felt like an eternity to Kenta.
“This person is saying something meaningless again... Is he really a bit of an idiot?”
That question surfaced in Ayaka’s mind once again. And she felt a slight irritation at his forced demand to “Punchline me!”
“...Um, Kenta-san. I’m currently swamped with work, and honestly, I don’t have the capacity to go along with those kinds of jokes.”
Ayaka conveyed her honest feelings. To Kenta, that felt like having cold water poured on him.
“...Oh, I see. I’m sorry.”
Kenta’s voice clearly dropped in tone. Ayaka realized she had hurt him. But she didn’t know what she should have done.
After hanging up, Kenta sighed deeply. His humor wasn’t resonating with Ayaka at all; in fact, it was being seen as a nuisance. For someone who had always been confident in his ability to make people laugh, this was his first setback.
Ayaka, too, felt a stinging pain in her chest. She had been attracted to his brightness, so why did it always end up like this? Even though they were both trying to reach out to each other, why were they so mismatched?
Tokyo and Osaka. Beyond the physical distance, a deep and wide gap in their hearts still lay between them. They didn’t yet know that filling this gap would require more fundamental understanding and an effort to accept each other’s “normal.”
Chapter 4: Mismatched Hearts, Growing Frustration
After returning to Tokyo, Ayaka and Kenta were communicating by phone and LINE more than ever. However, contrary to that frequency, the gap between them was only deepening. The more Kenta leaned in, wanting to “make Ayaka laugh more,” and the more Ayaka became cautious, wanting “not to hurt him,” the more awkward their conversations became.
One weekend, Ayaka had a big presentation at work. Kenta called her while she was physically and mentally exhausted from working overtime every day.
“Hello, Ayaka-san! What are you doing right now?”
“Kenta-san... I’m sorry, I’m a bit busy right now. I’m preparing for next week’s presentation, and I’ve barely slept.”
Ayaka told him honestly. Then, Kenta said in a bright voice.
“Oh! That’s tough! Then, I’ll do the presentation for you! If you send me all the materials, I’ll just joke and punchline my way through it, and I’m sure everyone will burst out laughing and we’ll get the contract! I’m waiting for those materials full of punchlines!”
At that moment, something snapped inside Ayaka. For her, exhausted as she was, Kenta’s “humor” was no longer something that could be dismissed as a joke.
“Kenta-san, please stop it already!”
Ayaka’s voice was trembling. With anger.
“My work is not something that can be done with such fooling around. I’m doing it seriously. Why do you make fun of it like that!”
“Eh? No, no, I’m not making fun of it... I just wanted you to laugh a little because you’re tired...”
Kenta tried to excuse himself in a panic, but Ayaka’s anger didn’t subside.
“You want me to laugh? Is it your kindness to call me ‘materials full of punchlines’ and make a laughingstock of me? I can only think that you areactually making a fool of me!”
Ayaka finally voiced the feeling of “Is he an idiot?” that she had been suppressing deep in her heart. Kenta on the other end of the phone was completely speechless.
“...Sorry. I didn’t... mean it that way.”
His voice sounded wilted. Hearing that voice, Ayaka calmed down just a little. She might have said too much. He didn’t have bad intentions. However, the frustration nesting in her heart was not something that would disappear easily.
“That’s enough. I don’t want to talk today.”
Ayaka hung up the phone unilaterally. The hand that placed the receiver down was trembling slightly.
Kenta in Osaka was stunned, still clutching the phone that had been disconnected.
“Making a fool of her? That’s the first time anyone has said that to me, Ayaka-san...”
Making people laugh. For him, that was natural communication and an expression of affection. He wanted to brighten the other person up, to make them enjoy themselves. He never imagined that the jokes he cracked with that single-mindedness would not only fail to resonate with Ayaka but would hurt her so deeply.
He called his friend Daiki.
“Ayaka-san hung up on me... She said, ‘Are you making a fool of me?’...”
Kenta told him what happened in a sunken voice, far from his usual bright tone. Daiki listened to Kenta’s story quietly.
“I see. Kenta, you probably don’t understand what is ‘normal’ for Ayaka-san.”
“Normal?”
“You try to close the distance by making people laugh, right? That’s your kindness. But maybe Ayaka-san wants you to face serious things seriously and sincerely? Your jokes are being taken as ‘fooling around’ by her.”
Daiki’s words pierced deep into Kenta’s heart. If his jokes, intended to care for Ayaka’s fatigue, were being heard as mocking her serious efforts, there could be nothing sadder.
“I... didn’t understand Ayaka-san at all, did I...”
Kenta felt the need to fundamentally rethink his communication style. His desire to make people laugh was genuine. But if it hurt the other person, it was no longer an expression of affection.
Tokyo and Osaka. Was the physical distance widening the distance between their hearts? Or were their respective “normals” just too different? Their relationship was now standing at a major crossroads.
Chapter 5: Advice from a Friend, Deepening Self-Understanding
For a few days after hanging up the phone, Ayaka and Kenta did not communicate. Ayaka finished her presentation safely and was freed from the pressure of work, but the incident with Kenta weighed heavily on her heart.
“Is Kenta-san angry...? But I was really at my limit.”
To Ayaka, who kept asking herself this, Mika sent a LINE message asking, “How are you doing?” Ayaka honestly confessed the whole story of her fight with Kenta.
“I see... Ayaka, you said it well. He should realize it too, eventually.”
Mika took Ayaka’s side. However, Ayaka felt another emotion swirling deep in her chest.
“But, I wonder if I said something terrible. I think he didn’t have bad intentions.”
Mika said in a gentle voice.
“Even without bad intentions, there are things that hurt the other person. But it’s very important that you properly conveyed your feelings, Ayaka. I think he didn’t understand that you were thinking about it that seriously.”
At those words, Ayaka was startled. It was the first time she had properly conveyed that she felt “Is he an idiot?” and how much stress his jokes were. Ayaka could imagine what a shock that must have been for him.
“You can express your feelings more, Ayaka. If you hold it in too much, you’ll explode someday.”
Mika’s words soaked into Ayaka’s heart. For Ayaka, who always sought perfection, thinking “I must do things properly,” she was not good at expressing her emotions straight. Perhaps by trying to force herself to go along with Kenta’s jokes so as not to hurt him, she had conversely caused him to misunderstand and made herself suffer.
Meanwhile, Kenta in Osaka also couldn’t get Ayaka’s cold voice from the other end of the phone out of his ears for several days. Daiki’s words, “You don’t understand what is normal for Ayaka-san,” were spinning around in his head.
“My normal is not Ayaka-san’s normal... That’s obvious, we grew up in different places.”
Kenta looked back on his actions. Had he been cracking jokes without thinking about the other person’s situation or feelings, just wanting to make them laugh? Had he been adding insult to injury with jokes even when she said she was tired?
“I thought I knew Ayaka-san, but I didn’t know anything...”
Kenta scrolled through his past LINE exchanges with Ayaka on his smartphone screen. Every time he joked, Ayaka always replied seriously and with a somewhat bewildered look. To him, that was an “interesting” reaction or he felt it was “progress.” But he hadn’t noticed at all the bewilderment and stress hidden behind Ayaka’s messages.
“I just wanted to make her laugh, but...”
It was so painful it felt like his chest was tightening. He had feelings for Ayaka. That was why he wanted to make her smile. However, he was made to realize that his way of doing things had the exact opposite effect.
“Kenta, calm down a bit. If you seriously like Ayaka-san, face her and talk properly. This time, you were in the wrong. You have to apologize honestly, tell her what was wrong, and tell her how you want to be from now on.”
A message arrived from Daiki. Kenta nodded deeply.
“That’s right...”
Conveying his feelings. And understanding the other person’s feelings. That is the most important thing in human relationships, completely different from the techniques of comedy. Kenta was now keenly aware of that.
Chapter 6: Apology and the First “Understanding”
A few days later, Kenta made up his mind and called Ayaka. His throat was dry from nervousness. Ayaka also hesitated for a moment when she saw the incoming call screen from Kenta.
“Hello...” “Ayaka-san... Um, I’m really sorry about the other day.”
Ayaka was surprised by his serious and slightly trembling voice, which was different from Kenta’s usual bright tone.
“I didn’t understand you at all, Ayaka-san. I just wanted to make you laugh, to make you enjoy yourself, and that’s all I was thinking about. But I realize that for you, that was pressure, and sometimes it made you feel like you were being made a fool of.”
Kenta felt his chest tighten at the words that came out of his own mouth. How much Ayaka’s words, “Is he an idiot?”, must have resonated with him.
“Especially the talk during that presentation... You were working so hard, and I said something foolish without thinking, I’m really sorry. I wasan idiot.”
Ayaka was even more surprised that Kenta used the word “idiot” himself for the first time. If it were the usual him, he would never engage in such self-deprecation.
“...Kenta-san.”
Ayaka’s voice had also softened just a little.
“I might have said too much, too. But I was really tired at that time, and I didn’t have the capacity to go along with your jokes. When I’m talking about something serious, if jokes are immediately inserted, I get anxious, wondering if I’m not being listened to properly.”
Ayaka conveyed her honest feelings. What meaning his jokes had for her. Putting that into words was not an easy thing.
“I see... I made you anxious. I understand. From now on, when you’re talking about something serious, I’ll listen properly. I’ll joke when you’re relaxed or when I think you’ll really laugh. As much as possible, I’ll declare in advance, ‘I’m going to joke now!’”
Ayaka burst out laughing at Kenta’s words.
“‘I’m going to joke now!’—that in itself is funny.”
Ayaka’s heartfelt laughter could be heard over the phone, and a look of relief appeared on Kenta’s face.
“Really? That’s good! Then, I’ll start with that ‘I’m going to joke now!’”
“Yes, okay...”
They hadn’t completely understood each other yet. His humor still had many parts that remained a mystery to Ayaka. However, on this day, an irreplaceable bridge called **“the feeling of wanting to understand”** was built between the two, something that hadn’t existed before.
Chapter 7: A New Sense of Distance, Nurturing a Bond
From then on, Kenta changed surprisingly. At least, in his conversations with Ayaka.
On LINE, he started prefacing his messages with, "**[This is today's first joke]** I woke up this morning and there was a gorilla sleeping next to me. We've started living together! Ooh-ooh! Give me a punchline!"
Although Ayaka was confused at first, she sensed his effort. And, she relaxed her shoulders just a little.
"Kenta-san, please enjoy your comfortable life with the gorilla. I'll pass."
She had become able to reply in a joking manner like that. Kenta would reply happily, "Oh! Ayaka-san, you're starting to get how to play along, aren't you?!"
Even on the phone, while Ayaka was talking seriously about work, Kenta stopped making jokes entirely. He would just listen intently, saying "Uh-huh," "I see," and "That sounds tough," and lend an ear to her story. And then, once the conversation reached a lull, he started asking this:
"...Is it okay to make a joke now?"
To that question, Ayaka would always chuckle and then answer, "Go ahead." And then Kenta would seize the moment to deliver his best joke. Sometimes, even if Ayaka ignored his joke, he wouldn't get depressed like he used to. That was because he knew Ayaka was making an effort to understand him.
Kenta also tried to understand Ayaka's "normal." He learned that she valued things going according to plan, being logical, and being serious. He stopped telling jokes when Ayaka was talking about serious matters and started listening to her opinions.
Once, when Kenta came from Osaka to see her in Tokyo, they were having lunch at a cafe.
"Ayaka-san, cafes in Tokyo are so stylish, aren't they? When I come to places like this, I can't help but straighten my back. Usually, I'm hunched over like a shrimp!"
Kenta put his hands in front of his face as usual and posed, curling up like a shrimp. Seeing that, Ayaka let out a breath and laughed.
"Kenta-san, you're the same as ever. But that's more like you, Kenta-san."
At Ayaka's words, Kenta looked genuinely happy. Ayaka was starting to accept his "true self" little by little. That made him happier than anything else.
They didn't understand each other perfectly. Even now, there were times when Ayaka was confused by Kenta's jokes, and times when Kenta felt Ayaka's seriousness was a bit lacking. However, between the two of them, there was awarm atmosphere of mutual respect and a desire to meet halfwayflowing.
Because they were two people with different values, every time they understood one another, their bond became deeper and stronger. Overcoming the differences in East-West culture, they acknowledged each other's "normal" and slowly, but surely, began to build their own "new normal."
Final Chapter: Seeking a New "Normal"
"Kenta-san, why don't you move here? To Tokyo."
It was at their usual cafe, when Kenta had come to visit Tokyo, that Ayaka took the plunge and asked. Kenta, with a mouthful of freshly brewed coffee, widened his eyes.
"Eh, to Tokyo? Me? You're joking, right...?"
Ayaka could tell that this was genuine confusion, different from his usual jokes.
"I'm not joking. I know you're working hard in Osaka. But if we stay long-distance like this, there are times when it's tough. Besides, I want to try living with you, Kenta-san."
At Ayaka's words, Kenta almost dropped his glass. It was the first time Ayaka had expressed her feelings so directly.
"Ayaka-san..."
Kenta thought about it seriously on the spot. Leaving Osaka was not an easy decision for him. His family, his friends, and the culture of comedy he loved—everything was there. However, he couldn't imagine letting go of the relationship he had built with Ayaka.
"...I want you to let me think about it. I can't give you an answer right away, but I will think about it seriously."
That was all Kenta could manage to say.
Back in Osaka, Kenta consulted his friends and family.
"You really love Ayaka-san, don't you? If so, why don't you go? In a new place, you might find a new kind of 'joke' too!"
At Daiki's words, Kenta felt his heart lighten a little. His comedy wasn't just for Osaka. No matter where he went, he should be able to be himself.
And a few weeks later, Kenta called Ayaka in Tokyo again.
"Ayaka-san, I've thought about it. I'm going to Tokyo!"
Ayaka whispered "Yes!" on the other end of the line. Kenta felt his chest warm up at the sound of her voice.
"But, I have one condition!"
When Kenta said that, Ayaka asked guardedly, "What is it?"
"Once in a while, you have to give me a punchline in Kansai dialect too! Like, 'You're such a fool!' or something!"
Kenta joked in his usual style to hide his shyness. Ayaka was silent at first as if dumbfounded, but eventually, he heard a small sound of her bursting into laughter on the phone.
"...I'll try."
Her voice sounded much softer and happier than before.
Even after Kenta moved to Tokyo, the "gap in conversation" between the two never completely disappeared. While preparing breakfast, when Kenta joked, "Today's rolled omelet is world-heritage level delicious! ...is what I want to say, but I burned it! Give me a punchline!", Ayaka would frown, but she was able to reply more naturally than before, saying, "That's disrespectful to world heritage."
Kenta also began to find humor in Ayaka's seriousness that he hadn't noticed before. When she spoke logically, he would mentally add a punchline like, "Ayaka-san, you're the best!" when she showed her natural side or made off-base remarks from thinking too hard. And he rarely said those things out loud anymore.
Sometimes, Ayaka would point it out, saying, "Kenta-san, you definitely just made a punchline in your head, didn't you?", and at those times, they would look at each other and laugh.
The two, with their completely different East-West values, repeatedly clashed, doubted each other's "normal," and sometimes hurt each other. However, each of those experiences strengthened their bond. Kenta came to deeply respect Ayaka's seriousness and sincerity, and Ayaka came to feel a sense of security in Kenta's boundless cheerfulness and his love for trying to make her laugh no matter what.
Perfect understanding might never come in a lifetime. But by acknowledging and respecting each other's "normal," and above all, cherishing **"the feeling of caring for each other,"** Kenta and Ayaka were building their own new "normal" together. It was a form of true love that couldn't be achieved by comedy alone.
The End
Afterword
Thank you very much for reading this "story of a couple with completely opposite values."
Kenta,Kentafrom Kansai who loves comedy, and Ayaka,Ayakafrom Kanto who is serious and thinks of comedy as "isn't that just stupid?" I have depicted their meeting, the mismatch of their cultures and values, and their journey toward understanding.
At the beginning of the story, the two were like a manzai duo whose conversations didn't mesh, but that was simply because the "normal" of the environments and communication they grew up in were too far apart. Kenta's expressions of affection and humor became seeds of doubt and irritation for Ayaka, and Ayaka's serious responses created a sense of dissatisfaction and confusion for Kenta. This **"mismatch"** became the core of their story.
However, they didn't give up there. Kenta, triggered by having deeply hurt Ayaka, re-examined his communication style, and Ayaka also tried to find the "affection" behind Kenta's actions. With the help of friends, when the **"heart to try to understand the other"** sprouted, their relationship moved significantly.
Kenta declaring, "I'm going to make a joke now!" and Ayaka trying to respond to it despite her confusion. Their new "normal" might not be perfect. However, by acknowledging and respecting each other's differences, and above all, cherishing **"the feeling of caring for each other,"** they nurtured a one-of-a-kind bond.
Isn't this a theme that applies not only to romance but to all human communication? How do people with different values understand each other and meet halfway while living together? I hope this story serves as an opportunity for readers to think about such things.
Lastly, in weaving this story, I myself had many discoveries while watching Kenta and Ayaka grow. I hope their future continues to be filled with laughter and warm understanding.
Thank you very much for reading.
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