What would you do if 300 Jasons attacked you? 😱

Yes.

This is #300noteFestival .

This article is an entry for the wonderful festival project '#300noteFestival' hosted by Takacchi-san😆

Topic: 'Things associated with 300'.

Today is Friday the 13th.

Does everyone know about it?

The movie 'Friday the 13th'.

And about Jason...

So,

I just had an idea.

Alright, let's go!

A question from Mirai!!

“If 300 Jasons attacked you, what would you do?”

Mirai's answer:Of course, I'd run away.

Exactly, right?

Now, the next question!!

“If 300 Jasons came to you for life advice, what would you do?”

Mirai's answer:

At first I'd be bewildered, but since the Jasons were surprisingly humble, I'd hand out numbered tickets and listen to each of their stories one by one.

Wait, are you serious??

Well then.

Alright, let's go!!

Jason (1)'s consultation:

Um, actually, I want to change my name. I mean, having a name in katakana in Japan is... kind of weird, right?

Mirai's answer:

Hmm, well, how about using kanji? For example, like 'Self-Defense Loss (Jason)'

Jason (1):

Oh, that's great! It's super cool, isn't it? As expected of Mirai. You really do write novels. Your sense is outstanding! Super duper!!

Mirai:(Super duper... 😓)

Jason (2):

“Oh, wow. Seriously, that’s cool. Self-Defense Jason... Hey, everyone! You all think so too, right?”

Jason (3) - Jason (300):

(In unison)

“So cool!! 😄”

Jason (2):

“Then, let’s all call ourselves Self-Defense Jasons from now on!”

Jason (3) - Jason (300):

(In unison)

“Okay!! 🙆”

Mirai:(S-seriously... 😓)

In this manner, the life counseling continued.

Jason (3):

"I'm having trouble because I can't take off this mask..."

Jason (4):

"I can't seem to get a girlfriend..."

Jason (5):

"I'm always swinging around machetes and axes, so my arms are sore from muscle pain..."

In this way, Mirai listened to all of the life counseling from the 300 Jasons.

And by the time she finished listening to the 300th Jason's consultation, she had completely grown fond of them.

And so, Mirai became friends with the 300 Jasons, and they lived together happily ever after.

The end.