[Creative Awards] What if Cinderella were a top-notch salesperson
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I'm fafa, the No. 1 salesperson in the note industry.
Today, I'm bringing you a "creative fairy tale" that you can read in 4 minutes.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cinderella who was a "top-notch salesperson."
She was worked like a maid every day by her mean stepmother and two stepsisters.
"Cinderella! Polish the floor until it shines! And prepare dinner too!"
In a normal situation, one would break down in tears.
However, Cinderella kept a cool face.
That's because she had outsourced all of her housework to
[Professional Housekeeping Services]
completely.
By making full use of outsourcing to achieve perfect housework, she didn't give her stepmother or sisters even a millimeter of room to complain.
She herself would quickly change into a tailored suit and close multi-million dollar deals from her room via web conference.
After that, she would enjoy a "siesta" (nap) on a top-of-the-line sofa while sipping elegantly brewed coffee.
...
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One day, while Cinderella was reading her daily Nikkei Business (economic magazine),
[The Prince's Ball to Choose a Bride]
big news about an open call for participants jumped out at her.
"Marriage to the future King💕!?"
Although Cinderella is a super logical top-notch salesperson, in reality,half of her brain was a "flower garden."She let a sweet love romance with the Prince explode in her mind, and was making a creepy laughing sound,
"Hehehe..."all by herself. She obtained a ticket to the ball without the stepmother and sisters noticing at all.
She immediately clicked to buy a top-tier dress, sparkling glass slippers, and a round-trip flight ticket to the venue on Amazon.
However,
an unexpected problem occurred here.
All the "top-tier hotels" around the castle were fully booked, and she couldn't secure a place to stay for the night.
"If I have to stay in a business hotel, I'd rather go home on a day trip and rest my mind and body properly (sleep quality is the lifeblood of sales)."
Having judged so, she calculated backward from the return flight time and muttered to herself.
"…In other words, I have to leave the castle before the clock strikes 12. It's kind of like a real princess! Hehehe🤭"
Her excitement reached its peak due to the"12 o'clock constraint"she set for herself.
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The day of the ball.
When she arrived at the castle, women from all over the country were swarming the Prince.
"Prince! Look at my dress (features)!"
"Dance with me! (Buy me!)"
However, top-notch salesperson Cinderella would never do such third-rate "hard selling."
She secretly stuffed a wad of cash into the pocket of a castle guard (bribery),
"with a loud noise, cut all the power in the venue"
and gave the instruction.
She sends the signal at the moment she is able to approach the Prince.
Now!
Boom! Crackle! (Power outage)
Eek! What's happening!?
Someone! What's going on!! Protect the Prince!
The venue falls into a panic.
Cinderella pretends to be confused and quietly says to the Prince.
Prince, it's dangerous here. I heard there's a safe VIP room over there. Let's hurry.
While creating a suspension bridge effect, Cinderella naturally takes the Prince's hand and closes the distance between them.
By the time the venue regains its composure, she has already used her innate "overwhelming listening skills" in a quiet private room to completely capture the Prince's heart.
What a comfortable time this is. With her, I could walk through life as a partner...!
Just as she is convinced that the Prince has completely fallen for her (the closing signal has appeared), the clock heartlessly begins to strike 12
(*My flight time is approaching).
Oh, look at the time! I have to go! (I'll miss my flight!)
Huh!? Wait, what's your name!?
Cinderella runs away without giving her name.
And on the stairs, she intentionally drops just one of her "glass slippers."
(Good. By cutting off the business negotiation at the peak of excitement, I've left a strong 'sense of incompleteness (Zeigarnik effect)' in his brain.
Plus, I've left a physical 'hook for the next step (the shoe).' With this, he will definitely come back to me.)
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The next day.
The Prince begins to scour the country with bloodshot eyes, declaring, "I will make the woman who fits this shoe perfectly my bride!"
The Prince finally arrives at Cinderella's house.
Watching the sisters desperately trying to force their feet into the shoe, Cinderella doesn't even need to try it on, and says with a cool face.
Oh, the 'manufacturing number' of that glass slipper is A-893452B, right? It matches my Amazon purchase history.
Oh, it's definitely you! Please marry me!
Yes😍
I would be happy to accept💕!
And so, Cinderella brilliantly captured the Prince's heart and a lifelong ticket to the upper class, and they lived happily ever after.
The end.
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...Hehehe! This, this is it! Today's delusion and the best story!
Cinderella lets out an unpleasant laugh on her room's sofa after finishing her grand 'delusion.'
She says, 'Alright, time for work,' puts on her suit sharply as usual, and heads off to a real client.
It seems the day she gets married is still a long way off.
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