[Soy Milk] I just want to live stylishly.

My name is Uba.
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In a scene from a certain movie, a handsome? idol said something like,Even if the whole world hates you, I alone will...or something to that effect.

What on earth could that girl have done? If my wife were hated by the whole world... I think I would hate her too.

When I said that, my wife replied,I loved you even though no one else did.

My wife is so stylish!

Ubais my name.

I'm going to talk about soy milk.

There is something called Sasebo Soy Milk. It is a sweet drink that comes in a strange container.

Since I was a child, this was what I thought of as soy milk. It wasn't until I became an adult that I drank soy milk from a paper carton.

The other day, I wanted to drink it for the first time in a while, so I bought some. I decided to drink this stylish soy milk in a stylish way after my bath.

Well then.

Where do you all start drinking this soy milk from?

Let's assume the side I'm holding is the bottom, and the top side is the head. Where do you drink from?

I thought about it while in the bathtub. I wondered where everyone drinks from. After my bath, I'll ask my family right away.

"Huh? Don't you just snip the head off with scissors and drink it?" said my son.

Yes, yes, the French Revolution style. We call this way of drinking the French Revolution style (unofficial). It's inspired by the guillotine.

This way of drinking inevitably causes the liquid to spill while cutting with scissors. It is completely non-stylish. It's out of the question.

"I think I bite the head, twist the body, and tear the head off before drinking." said my wife.

Yes, yes, the Candy Witch style. We call this way of drinking the Candy Witch style (unofficial). It's inspired by Madoka Magica.

The Candy Witch style. It seems many people in Sasebo drink soy milk this way (according to my own family survey).

With this way of drinking, the bitten-off head remains in your mouth, so you have to spit it out. It creates more trash, and it's non-stylish.

I will introduce my way of drinking it.

The 'Oshiri Kajiri Mushi' (Butt-Biting Bug) style(unofficial). The most stylish way to drink Sasebo Soy Milk is the Butt-Biting Bug style.

Hold it so the top faces downward, and take a small bite out of the plump bottom. This creates a small hole. Then, you slurp it from there.

It is very stylish.

You arrive late to the meeting spot. You are out of breath, perhaps from running. Your boyfriend is waiting there, drinking Sasebo Soy Milk.

If your boyfriend were drinking it in the 'French Revolution' style or the 'Candy Witch' style, you would surely lose interest. Besides, you would be too worried about where the cut-off top went to focus on the date.

What if it were the Butt-Biting Bug style? Your boyfriend, one hand in his pocket, leaning against a wall, slurping his Sasebo Soy Milk. It is very stylish. Your heart begins to heat up.

Huh? You'd lose interest just because he's waiting while drinking soy milk? I realized that while I was writing it, okay? Good grief.

I'll continue the story, okay?

When I was a student, I admired adults who smoked. They seemed dandy, stylish, and masculine.

Nowadays, just being a smoker makes you feel like an outcast. Even if I were waiting while smoking a cigarette, I doubt anyone would think it's stylish.

Values can change endlessly depending on the era. A time might come when it's considered stylish to break up with a lover who is hated by the whole world!

The era when a cigarette hanging from one's lips was seen as dandy and stylish might return.

The era of the hanging Sasebo soy milk is just around the corner. Why don't we think a little more seriously about stylish ways to drink it...

The era of the hanging Sasebo soy milk. So that you won't be caught off guard when that time comes, find your own stylish way to drink it!

What have I been writing for a while now?

This,

what is this story about?

Thank you for reading this far.
How well-known is Sasebo soy milk?

Well then, this was Uba from a corner of Sasebo.