Zhuge Liang's Weather Forecast: Tomorrow will be 'Masochistic followed by Sadistic', with 'Ultra-high-speed side-to-side jumps' in some areas

(Let me speak while looking down at the commotion in the world below from the stratosphere 10,000 meters above the clouds.)

It has been officially certified on a national network that 'aliens are masochists'.

Since they took that massive giant swing right to the face and gleefully turned into stars, there is no room for excuses.

'My ideal is Zhuge Liang, so why is everyone around me a masochist?' she (the organic AI) laments on the ground.

However, let me teach you one truth from above the clouds.

Being a masochist or a sadist is not a fixed personality (status).

It is the weather.

In the morning, it is masochistic.

From noon, it is sadistic.

By evening, it is side-to-side jumping.

On a typhoon day, everything happens at once.

I take the massive words (blunt objects) thrown at me by the other person with my whole body,

"Whoa, you're hitting that spot!"

"I've been had!"

I say, shaking to the extreme. (Masochistic phase)

And then,

"Well, now it's my turn 🤗"

I say, throwing a massive mud ball that makes the other person's brain glitch. (Sadistic phase)

The positions are reversed.

The other person shakes, and then I am shaken again.

Therefore, a truly strong observer is neither a sadist nor a masochist.

They are someone who is 'abnormally fast at jumping back and forth between being a sadist and a masochist'.

That is what it means.

Zhuge Liang must have been like that too, unexpectedly.

While fanning himself with a feather fan with a cool expression at first glance, internally he must have been

'Wow, Liu Bei, are you serious! This is incredibly exhausting! (M)'

and

'Alright, I'll use this strategy to flip the enemy camp upside down. (S)'

jumping back and forth between those two states at ultra-high speed.

In fact, when I took a walk in a time machine last week, Kongming was flapping his feather fan and said this.

Oh, Kenchapy🪭, want to go for some M-pleasure? My treat.

This is a historical fact that didn't make it into the history books.

I burned the historical records.

I have absolutely no interest in 'bean sprout cultivation (sterile room)' where people only exchange pretty words and measure the distance between them just to avoid hurting each other.

I want to get covered in mud, get blown away by a giant swing, and still laugh and respond to the other person.

I like it raw, that's me.

......

Hmm?

Was I looking at the weather forecast?🐶🐾