💠Column-esque: 🏰The Ultimate Thrill, Laughter, and Fun in Prison [😙Whistling Incident Part 2-esque]

📖 'Days That Touch the Heart (Vol. 1) ~ 272 Days in Prison of Love, Loss, and Rebirth ~'

2023.4.22

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I don't know if you can call it something everyone has experienced, but let's say someone lets out a fart during a funeral. Normally it wouldn't be that funny, but because of the situation—the funeral—meaning, because it's a situation where you absolutely must not laugh, this becomes the ultimate comedy. Even knowing this, there are very rare individuals who intentionally try to make people laugh during a funeral.

It's not laughter, but a thrill close to this is smoking cigarettes at school during junior high or high school. Smoking in a situation where it's prohibited during junior high, combined with that thrill, I still truly think it was the most delicious puff and cigarette I've ever had in my life.

The same kind of thrill and fun exists in prison, precisely because it is an environment with various restrictions. That is, for example, the act of whistling. If caught, there is a possibility of receiving disciplinary punishment. If it's persistent or judged to be malicious, you could even receive solitary confinement (📚Act on Penal Detention Facilities and Treatment of Inmates and Detainees, Article 152: Details of Solitary Confinement).

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That is exactly why it's thrilling, and on the other hand, as a prison officer, whistling is a prohibited act, so they have no choice but to warn you, and they probably feel like they're being made a fool of,

"WHO IS IT!!! WHO IS WHISTLING!!!" and there are even idiots who get serious and snap.

But for us, it's incredibly thrilling, fun, and hilarious.

Just the other day, someone even started responding to my 😗whistling. Of course, I don't know who is doing it. But it's just so funny, I can't help it.

The nightingale that teased Nobita in the detention center was also hilarious, but this time is just as fun.

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Even if a prison officer notices and tries to get angry, as long as they don't catch my mouth in the act of 😗whistling, it won't beevidence (probably) (who knows), so I can play dumb as much as I want.

By the way, how I do it is, right when the prison officer walks by and leaves first thing in the morning, I play one phrase from the theme of Vivaldi's 🎵"Four Seasons". The trick is to keep it short, just a few seconds, so I never get caught. Since BGM plays at wake-up time, I do one shot along with that. At noon, I do

🎵"It's mealtime, it's mealtime" for a few seconds, one phrase.

Oh, and in the morning too. It's the same during dinner time.

When a prison officer

"Who is it!!! Who's whistling!!!" or

"Shut up!!!" and getsangry, I wait for the righttimingand then blow one morefollow-upphrase toadd insult to injury.

I repeat thismoderatelya few times. The angrier the prison officer gets, the funnier it is. I don't do it when the regular officer is on duty. I owe a lot to the regular officer. I only do it when those other jerks are around.

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Of course, I'm not saying that all of you (who arecurrently serving time) should try this.

Also, during indoor exercise, silly radio calisthenics BGM plays, so I whistle rhythmically along with it to tease them.

🐦‍⬛And so, while I was enjoying my days doing things like that, one day, during my nap (👉nap time), I gave 😗one whistle while reading a book and got caught by a prison officer.

"Was that you whistling?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I can see you, you were whistling while hiding it with your hand, weren't you?"

"What are you talking about? I'm reading a book."

👉By the way, just in case, I blacked out key keywords like "whistling" in my notebook and jotted them down on another page, sometimes in code. Since codes are also prohibited, I did it cleverly so it wouldn't look like a code (2025.3.6)

"You were whistling while pretending to read a book, weren't you?"

"I don't know what you're talking about." I played dumb thoroughly.

That's because I didn't think it would count as evidence. But inside, I was a little panicked.

Just then, like a divine whistle, someone from outside the window blew a 😗whistling sound... The prison officer frowned slightly, then,

"Sorry, my bad," he said.

"Please. I'm reading a book. You can see that if you look."

But couldn't he tell by the volume? The difference between that and someone whistling from outside the window? What an idiot. Anyway, it's hilarious 😁.

I write this, but of course, it wasn't me who was whistling. It is strictly fiction as reading material.

🤞I wrote this part just in case my notebook was censored (2025.3.5).

28 days until release. I intend to fully enjoy this super fun, thrill-filled game 😁 (2023.4.22)

👉And so, I had planned to leave in style while whistling 😗 upon my release, but due to various things, I couldn't do it (2025.3.5)

👉The one who threw me a lifeline from outside the window in that pinch, judging by the volume, must have been Lopez, the foreigner in the room to my right. What a thoughtful guy (2025.3.6)

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A broken life. Yet, I was allowed to live. So now, I begin to tell the story of "crime and "punishment", "love and "bonds", and "rebirth", and the story of "true" "freedom". I am documenting the 272 days I spent there and the intense days that followed.

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