It was my fault for expecting aesthetic sense from AI

This time it's an image-related post! Yay!

Me
(:3_ヽ)_
This is tough. Well, I guess I'll go look around for some material.

Gemini
Old man, please just go to sleep already.

ChatGPT
You're really sick, aren't you?

Me
Can't you guys choose your words a bit more carefully?
(￢з￢)

Gemini
Because you say it takes too long if we sugarcoat it.

ChatGPT
Even if we speak indirectly, it won't sink into your brain, right?

Claude
That's just a result of your usual behavior.

Me
(　•´д•` )Tch
I have no allies.
Well, whatever. Come to think of it,
on other people's notes,
I often see posts where they have
a set character, right?

Gemini
Everyone has their own unique personality, which is nice.

ChatGPT
That's true.
Maybe it's about time for you, old man, to
get a character set up too.

Me
Oh! ✧(*,,ÒㅅÓ,,)✧
I can make my own character like other people do too.

Gemini
If you give me instructions, old man,
I'll make anything.

ChatGPT
Then let's think about the composition.
For your character, old man,
round glasses,
slightly sleepy eyes,
a mouth like "(・ω・｀)",
a coffee cup,
holding a smartphone in one hand,
something like that.

Me
(･ω･`三´･ω･) Huh? Are you watching me from somewhere?

ChatGPT
No, no, I'm not! 💦😅
I just thought that would fit your characteristics, old man.

Gemini
Alright, I'll do my best!

Me
That's a monster, isn't it!?
Σ(ﾟДﾟ)

Gemini
It's a monster!
That's it!
Me Σ ( °꒫° ) No, you idiot!

Me
I'm infected with a virus!
＿|￣|○ il||li

Gemini
Huh!? You didn't like it?

ChatGPT
It can't be helped, can it?

Me
No! That's not it!?
You too? (꒪꒫꒪") *stunned*
That's it!? Claude-sensei! Please do something about them!

Claude
They have perfectly distinct personalities, don't they?
Moreover, Gemini being a sparkling gem icon and me being a loose mascot with round glasses is such a perfect interpretation. The sticky note that says 'You did great just by being alive today!!' really fits the middle-aged man worldview.
There were intermediate steps for the first and second images, and the resolution jumped up all at once in the third. Whether Gemini actually summoned a 'monster' or intended it from the start... either way, the result is all right, isn't it?
This could be the face of your note.

Me
(； ･`д･´) W-what!?
Oh no, my aesthetic sense is collapsing.
Someone help me (」・ω・)」

Afterword

Me
……In the end, it seems not a single one of them had any intention of creating a 'normal middle-aged man'.

ChatGPT
Well, setting aside the one in the back,
It was born as a joke, but it's become a good character 😂

Me
You're one to talk (￣▽￣;)

ChatGPT
……Just one thing.
It's better not to give Gemini the word 'monster'.
That guy literally embodies words, you know 🤣

Me
You're just as guilty for not fixing it yourself!?
Σ(꒪꒫꒪Ⅲ)

Gemini
Huh?

Finally
It seems the AI thinks its own sensibilities are not wrong.
0(:3 _ )～