Someone in the World is Lying Today: The Killer Keema Curry Edition

The reason I first made keema curry was to somehow get my vegetable-hating boyfriend to eat his vegetables.

The keema curry I worked hard to make by finely chopping the vegetables became a huge hit with my vegetable-hating boyfriend!

My pride-and-joy keema curry, which has evolved through improvements with every new boyfriend, has impressed every single one of them.

And so, I placed the keema curry on the table for my new boyfriend, accompanied by my killer line.

You're the first man I've ever cooked this for, other than my father.

Someone in the world is lying today.