A World Where "Sincerely" is "K✊"

Hello.

Everyone, do you write letters?

I hardly ever write them.

So, when I'm forced to write one, I search for "how to write a letter" on the internet before I start.

That's because letters have so many unknown rules.

Seasonal greetings and opening and closing salutations, concepts I've never cared about in daily conversation, must be considered in letters.

Also, as a true modern person, I basically communicate with people via phone or chat, and I'm the kind of person who doesn't even send New Year's cards, just handling it via chat.

Because of that, I can never remember the "rules of letter writing."

But I think that's partly unavoidable.

I mean, aren't letters stiff?

Doesn't it hurt your chest?
↑Opinion of MOROHA

You don't like things being stiff, right?

So, I'll make it more approachable.

Me.

"Sincerely" becomes "K✊"

First, to get rid of the stiffness that so-called "letters" have, let's stop using kanji.

The famous closing salutation for a letter, "Sincerely".

I've never seen it used outside of letters, so it might actually be a shy personality.

From today on, you're "K✊" too!

It's become cheerful all of a sudden, hasn't it?

Someone who calls themselves "K✊" couldn't possibly be shy.
They're definitelythe type to go wild at a night pool, right?
I don't think we could be friends.

Also, if I imagine a letter from a government office or some other serious place ending with "K✊", I would laugh uncontrollably.

Because I can smell the end of the world.

But that means I'm the one wishing for such a world.

I'm sick and tired of all the stuffiness.

It'll be hard to handwrite "✊", but let's all do our best.

Since the way you write that "✊" will reveal the writer's personality and friendliness, I'm sure a "✊ Writing Course" will be offered by U-Can, just like those "Ballpoint Pen Penmanship Courses".✊ Writing Course.

If you're not confident in your "✊", you should definitely enroll.

"Haikei" becomes "hiK"

Since "Keigu" has evolved, naturally "Haikei", which is famous for being written as the opening greeting of a letter, has to evolve too, right?

Otherwise, you'll be left behind by Mr./Ms. "K✊".

While I was provoking them like that, "Haikei" itself started saying, "From now on, I'll call myself 'hiK'".

It sounds like a musical note.

If you heard a high note at the beginning of a letter, it would be so out of place it would be funny.

Later, I'll make sure to clear it with Angela Aki and have her change the song title to "Letter ~hiK to You at Fifteen~".

With this, the dawn of a new letter culture has begun, starting with "hik" and ending with "K✊"!!!

That was "Let's Make Letters More Approachable".

Since we succeeded in making the opening and closing words more friendly this time, from next time on, I'd like to take a scalpel of reform to the content as well.

Well then, I look forward to the day I can meet you all again.

K✊