Affair Purifier, Weekly Short-Short Note, 649 characters

"Excuse me, I'm so-rry."
For some reason, my tongue got tied in front of Executive Director Sasaki. And for some reason, I stumbled, but I managed to hand over the documents I almost dropped.

This is because of the name-tag-style affair purifier that every married executive wears on their chest. It's a device that eliminates any 'heart-throbbing' elements toward the opposite sex. Therefore, my actions are converted into the type he dislikes.
Ah, this person prefers the type who is good at their job.

Next is Executive Director Yamada.
I suddenly give a stiff greeting and hand over the documents flawlessly. My movements are without hesitation. This person must surely like clumsy girls.

Senior Managing Director Takagi.
I was surprised by my own voice when I greeted him. It was excessively low. Or rather, it was already the voice of a middle-aged man.
A voice fetishist, huh...
I felt dumbfounded in my heart.

In this way, the other person's tastes and preferences become transparent through my own rapidly changing behavior.

Finally, President Fukuda.
I open the door.
I greet him.
I hand over the documents.
It's strange. I'm just my usual self.

Does he hate me?
No, I think my face, intelligence, and figure are all average. Does that mean he doesn't like ordinary women?

At that moment, the President's smartphone rang. For some reason, he told me, "It's my wife."
And then, he answered it in front of his subordinate.
"Honey! #%$£€!"

It was almost like the roar of a wild beast. The President was being scolded. Yet, he was smiling. More importantly, why is he using the speakerphone?

It was the President who decided to introduce this machine.
Ah, so that's it.
The President likes being bullied.
He likes being seen in such embarrassing situations.
That's why...

Surely, I am looking at the President with contemptuous eyes right now.
The President is no longer smiling. With an expression of ecstasy...