School Festival on note ~Opening Ceremony~
Rarami: "Uh, test, test. Test, test."
Executive Director Riko: "Rarami-tan, are you okay?"
Rarami: "Yes. The microphone is fine."
Executive Director Riko: "Nachiko, how is it on your end?"
Secretary Nachiko: "Yes... I am currently connecting the line so we can remote in with Chairman MIKI from the overseas branch... Please wait a moment... Uh..."
Executive Director Riko: "Well then, while you're connecting, I'll go greet Yahoo-san, the industrial physician, and Mirai-san, the legal advisor."
And so, my delusion theater has suddenly begun once again.
This time, in addition to Executive Director Riko, I have introduced Secretary Nachiko, and for the first time, MIKI-san, Yahoo-san, and Mirai-san.
MIKI-san is the chairman of the overseas branch.
Yahoo-san is the industrial physician.
Mirai-san is the legal advisor.
They are all members of the School Festival Executive Committee on note.
Executive Director Riko is the Riko-san who once asked me, Rarami-tan, with a straight face, 'How about working in recruitment?' ❣️
Since the character of an executive director has an image of being like an old man, I am having her speak in an old-man-like manner, but the real Riko-san is a lovely mother, a kind yet strong person, and a charming individual who writes wonderful essays.
Secretary Nachiko is an idol in the note world; every essay she writes is interesting, and her novels are rich in variety, showing she is a person of many talents.
Furthermore, she has a reputation for her ability to comment, and while she isn't exactly called a demon of empathy, Nachiko-san's comments have a rare and overwhelming sense of empathy, and many fans look forward to them.
I have invited such a Nachiko-san to appear as a secretary this time.
She is also a muscle enthusiast and a competitive eating queen 💖
MIKI-san calls herself a loser living in America, but she is not a loser at all; rather, she is a person with a hungry spirit who puts her body on the line to get laughs and material.
This time, she participated remotely as the chairman living in America.
In reality, she is accompanied by a god-like husband and a mischievous archangel Michael.
Yahoo-san lives in Okinawa. She is also the mother of a 2-year-old boy.
She also provides care for her father-in-law.
I have invited such a kind-hearted Yahoo-san to appear as an industrial physician.
Mirai-san is a cram school principal in Chiba Prefecture.
She is a very intelligent person who graduated from a prestigious high school and university. However, she also has a cute, slightly airheaded side.
This time, I have invited Mirai-san to appear as a legal advisor.
Now, please continue to enjoy the 'School Festival on note ~Opening Ceremony~' delusion theater.
Executive Director Riko: "Well, well, Dr. Yahoo, the industrial physician. Thank you for taking the trouble to come all this way on your day off."
Dr. Yahoo: "No, no. Thank you for inviting me. I appreciate it."
Executive Director Riko: "Thank you as well, Mirai, for taking time out of your busy schedule as our legal advisor."
Attorney Mirai: "Not at all. I received the invitation from your secretary, Nachiko. I've been looking forward to today."
Dr. Yahoo: "Indeed. I heard there would be plenty of food, so I've been looking forward to it."
Executive Director Riko: "Huh? Food?"
Attorney Mirai: "Yes. The invitation said there would be plenty of food prepared, so please come with an empty stomach..."
Dr. Yahoo: "It even said, 'Please do not hesitate,' which sounded just like 'The Restaurant of Many Orders,' making me even more excited."
Attorney Mirai: "Yes. That one line made me even more excited. To make sure I was hungry, I even did some jump rope this morning!"
Dr. Yahoo: "Jump rope? That's healthy. I did some walking and stretching before coming here."
Executive Director Riko: "Oh, I see... ha ha ha..."
Dr. Yahoo: "Oh, of course, I'm looking forward to the cultural festival as well."
Attorney Mirai: "Oh, that goes without saying."
Executive Director Riko: "Yes. Well. Um..."
Secretary Nachiko: "Everything is ready!"
Executive Director Riko (whispering): "Nachiko, wait, Nachiko, what is this about food?"
Secretary Nachiko: "Oh, today is a ceremony, isn't it? A cultural festival on note. A cultural festival is a celebration, right? And when you have a ceremony for a celebration, it's a happy occasion! I thought, 'It's time for a party!', so I arranged for plenty of food to be delivered to this venue! 💖"
Executive Director Riko: "Oh, I see. Well, if that's what you want to do, Nachiko, then that's fine."
Secretary Nachiko: "Thank you! 😊"
Larami: "Now, everyone, please take your seats."
Rattle, rattle, rattle
Everyone sits in their chairs
The venue dims
Stage lights turn on
Stage left: A spotlight shines on the moderator, Raramii-tan
Rarami: "Now, I would like to begin the note Cultural Festival opening ceremony. I am Raramii-tan, and I will be your moderator today. It is a pleasure to be here."
Applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Rarami: "Now, for the opening remarks. Executive Director Riko, please."
Executive Director Riko steps onto the stage
Executive Director Riko: "Well, today, the weather is quite nice... or rather, I'm not entirely sure if we were blessed with good weather or not, but I am grateful that we were able to safely welcome the note Cultural Festival.
To begin with, this is a bizarre project called the note Cultural Festival.
Despite it being so bizarre, I would like to thank Industrial Physician Dr. Yahoo, Legal Advisor Mirai, and Secretary Nachiko for their involvement.
Raramii-tan, who launched the note Cultural Festival, thank you for your hard work.
...Having said that, since this is the opening ceremony, the real event starts now.
Let's work together to liven up the cultural festival and make it a success."
Rarami whispers: "Uuu... 🥹 Executive Director Riko..."
Executive Director Riko: "Now, I will officially open the note Cultural Festival."
Applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Rarami: "Thank you, Executive Director Riko.
Next, I would like to invite Chairperson MIKI, who is at our overseas branch, to give a greeting."
Secretary Nachiko switches to remote connection.
Chairperson MIKI is projected onto the center screen of the stage.
Rarami: "Chairperson MIKI, please give us your greeting."
Chairperson MIKI: "No, no, you see. I was thinking. Is space warping only around the breasts?"*
Rarami: "Chairperson MIKI!! Chairperson MIKI, the remote connection is live!!"
Chairperson MIKI: "Man, that really surprised me."
Rarami: "Chairperson MIKI!!Chairperson MIKI!!"
Chairperson MIKI: "Also, that thong. I keep forgetting I'm wearing it. So..."
Rarami: "Chairperson MIKI!! Everyone in the venue can hear you!! Please realize it!! Chairperson MIKI!!"
Chairperson MIKI: "Forgetting to take it off in the bathroom..."*
Rarami: "Chairperson MIKI~!!"
Click
Secretary Nachiko: "I've cut the line for a moment... *huff*... *huff*💦"
Executive Director Riko: "Well done, Nachiko."
Secretary Nachiko: "I will call Chairman MIKI once more to confirm before reconnecting the line."
Dr. Yahoo: "W-wow, that was surprising. She must have been chatting with someone nearby, not realizing the line was still connected."
Lawyer Mirai: "It seems so. She was just about to let everyone hear that she forgot to take off her thong before using the restroom."
Dr. Yahoo: "Eh...? Lawyer Mirai... if you say that out loud..."
Lawyer Mirai: "Eh...? Ah!! Ah!! I-I just let it slip!!"
Secretary Nachiko: "The line is connected."
Chairman MIKI: "Um... well... my apologies for earlier. How much of that could you hear... Oh!! T-this must be that guy's fault... That's it!! It must be Michael's fault again!!"
Rarami: "Chairman!! Chairman MIKI..."
Lawyer Mirai: "Excuse me!! Chairman MIKI, this is Mirai, your legal counsel. Michael? You just said you were done in by Michael. Let me see, so this terrible treatment was done to you by Michael? And since you said 'again,' it sounds like this isn't the first time. Chairman MIKI, would you like to sue Mr. Michael?"
Chairman MIKI: "Eh!? Sue!?"
Lawyer Mirai: "Yes. Would you like to sue Mr. Michael?"
Chairman MIKI: "W-well, um, let's see... It's not really about suing... it's more like... how should I put it..."
Lawyer Mirai: "Are you looking to reach a settlement?"
Chairman MIKI: "No, that's not... it... either... I mean, the other party is an angel... and, well... suing the Archangel Michael..."
Lawyer Mirai: "Suing is a right granted to everyone."
Rarami: "Lawyer Mirai, let's calm down for a moment. We have Chairman MIKI's opening remarks to get to..."
Lawyer Mirai: "Oh, r-right. My apologies. I will step back for now, but please do not hesitate to reach out if anything comes up. Michael... Michael... what a terrifying child..."
Larami: "Ah, well, President MIKI, could you please give us your greeting once again?"
President MIKI: "Ah, a greeting, a greeting, huh. Uh, ahem. It's a lovely day today... and I'm not sure if we were blessed with good weather or not... but I am grateful that we have safely reached the School Festival on note."
Larami: "President MIKI, that is exactly what Executive Director Riko said just a moment ago."
President MIKI: "Eh? Is that so? I was planning to say some words of appreciation to everyone involved after this, though..."
Larami: "Ah... Executive Director Riko already covered that as well..."
President MIKI: "Ehh! Really? That's a problem."
Secretary Nachiko: "Then, President MIKI!! Please lead the toast!! The food has just been brought out, so!!"
President MIKI: "Eh? Lead the toast!?"
Larami: "Yes. Secretary Nachiko prepared some food for us to celebrate. President MIKI, it's sudden, but please lead the toast."
President MIKI: "Oh, is that so? I see... Well then, everyone, please pick up your glasses."
Everyone pours drinks into their glasses.
President MIKI: "Then, let's toast to the success of the School Festival on note, cheers!!"
Everyone: "Cheers🥂🍻"
Applause👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
President MIKI: "...I don't have any food, though..."
Ding-dong
President MIKI: "Hm? Someone's here."
Secretary Nachiko: "Ah, President MIKI!! I've arranged food and cake for you too~❣️ Please enjoy it."
President MIKI: "W-well, Nachiko!! You are such a thoughtful person!! Thank you!!"
Larami: "Well then, while everyone is eating, I would like to give an overview of the School Festival on note."
Larami: "The School Festival on note has six corners. They are the Stage Corner, the Haunted House Corner, the Exhibition Corner, the Food Stall Corner, the Game Corner, and the School Festival Memories Corner."
Larami: "I will introduce the person in charge of each corner."
The person in charge of the Stage Corner is Occupational PhysicianYahoo-san.
The person in charge of the Haunted House Corner is Executive DirectorRiko.
The person in charge of the Game Corner is SecretaryNachiko-san.
The person in charge of the School Festival Memories Corner is Legal AdvisorMirai-san.
The person in charge of the Exhibition Corner and the Food Stall Corner is me,Laramitan.
Rarami: "For detailed explanations of each corner, I would like you to take a look at the articles that will be posted by each person in charge tomorrow."
Chairman MIKI: "Rarami-tan-kun, hey, you have to mention that stamp rally."
Rarami: "Oh, that's right. Thank you, Chairman MIKI. I will explain the stamp rally."
Lawyer Mirai: "Oh, I will explain the stamp rally. In the meantime, please go ahead and have your meal, Rarami-tan-san."
Rarami: "Eh!? Lawyer Mirai... are you sure!?"
Lawyer Mirai: "Of course. People live by supporting each other. No one can live alone... There is not a single person who lives alone."
Rarami: "Lawyer Mirai, you sound more like a pastor than a lawyer."
Lawyer Mirai: "Oh, excuse me. Well, I would like to explain the stamp rally. One character is hidden somewhere in the articles or images of each corner's person in charge. If you connect all those characters... in other words, six characters, they will form one word. This is a game where you answer that. If you know the answer, please write 'Stamp Rally: [Answer]' in your own article to apply. If you don't know the answer or are not interested in the stamp rally, you can of course apply with just an article. However, you cannot participate in the stamp rally alone. Please be sure to write an article related to the cultural festival and participate with a free article. That is all."
Rarami: "Lawyer Mirai, thank you very much."
Rarami: "Now, I would like to move on to the closing remarks. Closing remarks, Nachiko-san, please... Oh! The fact that Nachiko-san is eating means...!!"
Secretary Nachiko: "Yes, yes!! It's okay~~" *munch munch*
Rarami: "Eh? Why!? Nachiko-san, you were eating so much, like meat buns, beef bowls, hamburgers, sweet potato sweets, and ice cream... but you haven't... you haven't turned into a llama..."
Dr. Yahoo: "Hehehe. I was managing it properly. To ensure Nachiko-san didn't rush into carbohydrates all at once, I had her eat slowly, starting with vegetables. First, I had her eat the Kyoto vegetables I prepared."
Secretary Nachiko: "It was so fresh and tasted like the vegetables themselves, it was delicious."
Dr. Yahoo: "Next, Okinawan cuisine. Jimami tofu."
Secretary Nachiko: "If I eat this, I feel like I won't be able to eat regular tofu anymore."
Dr. Yahoo: "And then, carrot shiri shiri."
Secretary Nachiko: "The sweetness of the carrots came out and it was so delicious."
Dr. Yahoo: "After that, I had her eat appetizers such as Soki soba, Rafute, and Goya champuru."
Rarami: "Eh? Appetizers? You call those appetizers? It really is an amazing amount... As expected of Nachiko-san."
Dr. Yahoo: "I was careful not to put carbohydrates into my mouth all at once, which would cause my blood sugar to spike too high, leading to a massive release of insulin and a subsequent crash. I don't want a repeat of that day at the end of the year..."
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Secretary Nachiko: "Ah! That's a secret! But, that really was tough..."
Munch, munch, munch, munch.
Rarami: "Oh, then Nachiko-san, please give the closing remarks."
Secretary Nachiko: "Okay, okay." Munch, munch, munch, munch.
Rarami: "Nachiko-saaan."
Secretary Nachiko: "Wait a second. Once I finish eating this sata andagi..." Nom, nom, nom, nom... Gulp.
Secretary Nachiko: "Sorry to keep you waiting."
Secretary Nachiko steps onto the stage.
Secretary Nachiko: "I am Secretary Nachiko, as requested. If I may, I will now give the closing remarks. Thank you all very much for gathering here today despite your busy schedules. I would like to express my heartfelt gratitude to all the participants and staff for successfully holding such a grand event and for the delicious food I was able to enjoy."
With this, I conclude the opening ceremony of the School Festival on note.
Ya!💪"
Everyone: "Ya!💪"
Secretary Nachiko: "Power!💪"
Everyone: "Power!💪"
Rarami: "Thank you, Nachiko-san."
President MIKI: "That felt more like an eve-of-festival party than an opening ceremony... Well, whatever. Power!💪"
Executive Riko: "Maybe it was an eve-of-festival party... Power!💪 President MIKI, thank you for your hard work."
And with that, the delusion theater comes to an end.
Did everyone understand?
I will explain it simply.
☆There are 6 corners for the School Festival on note.
① Stage Corner - In charge: Yahoo
② Haunted House Corner - In charge: Riko
③ Exhibition Corner - In charge: Rarami-tan
④ Food Stall Corner - In charge: Rarami-tan
⑤ Game Corner - In charge: Nachiko
⑥ School Festival Memories Corner - In charge: Mirai
☆Detailed information will be posted by each corner representative tomorrow (scheduled).
☆ There is a stamp rally.
・Collect articles from each corner and write the 6-character answer in your own article.
・Participation in the stamp rally is not mandatory.
・You can also submit an article without participating in the stamp rally.
・However, participating only in the stamp rally is not allowed.
That is all.
A school festival on note is full of unknowns, and the members are feeling their way through it.
Even so, we are trying our best to make it fun and exciting.
We really hope everyone will enjoy participating and submitting their entries.
Thank you for your support.😊