Even doing all this doesn't solve it

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　The new Minister of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries announced that they would release stockpiled rice through private contracts. However, no matter how much they release, the rice shortage does not resolve.

　The click beetle (kometsukimushi) has no rice to click. Hoping to contribute even a little to the rice shortage, the click beetle changed its name to 'tsukimushi', but the rice shortage still does not resolve.

　Komeda's Coffee felt guilty and changed its name to Dameda Coffee. Customer traffic dropped off completely. This is hopeless (dameda). The rice shortage still does not resolve.

　Kome Kome CLUB, having released their 'kome' (rice), became just 'CLUB'. They spun the turntables and got everyone excited with a 'kyu-kyu-kyu-kyu' sound, but the rice shortage still does not resolve.

　The comedian lost their 'kome' (rice) and became just a 'dian', losing their humor. What is a 'dian'? Even when they told jokes, no one would play the straight man, and the rice shortage still does not resolve.

　A man who was about to commit suicide by pistol lost the 'kome' (rice) from his 'komekami' (temple), and by praying to 'kami' (God), he was saved. Yet, the rice shortage still does not resolve.

　In the real world, it seems stockpiled rice will be on the shelves of large stores next week. It looks like it will be available for purchase online as well. I wrote a ridiculous short-short story, so 'komenne' (sorry), 'komenne' (sorry)~.

This is Hareruya ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ..
I am participating in this project.
Mr. Bone, thank you as always.
I look forward to working with you.

Organizer: #Mr.Bone
Project: #BokeSociety
Theme: #RiceShortage

Click here for the story about my ex-girlfriend who loves white rice.

Next week, we'll be able to make the pun, 'Where is the old rice?' 'It's right here.'

I am applying to the Creative Awards.
If you come to read mine, I will come to read yours.

Fantasy Novel Category (Currently Serializing)

Entertainment Original Work Category (Completed)

Well, that's all for today.
Hareruya ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ.

#Itsuki-san , #NigiyakashiObi , thank you as always.
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