A Quiet Yet Lively Summer Vacation

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"Don't you have a summer vacation, Manager?"
　Nekota-san's company is a 'white' company, so he has a 10-day holiday. He usually spends his days off lounging around in his room.

"I wouldn't say I don't have one, but it's basically like I'm on vacation every day anyway."
　I am Goriyama, the manager of the Beastman Apartment. All the residents are unique beastmen.

"Anyway, it's quiet today, isn't it?"
"Inuzuka-san and Saruwatari-san are on a hot spring trip, Tatabutasan is out looking for an apartment with his girlfriend, and Umada-kun seems to have gone out somewhere with Shinahama-san. I want to go out and play too. Won't you invite me, Manager?"
"W-what are you saying..."
"Just kidding, meow."

　I was teased by Nekota-san. I can't recover. I feel like I'm going to bed. Just like a cat.

　Come to think of it, Toramoto-san has been on a local expedition chasing the Hanshin Tigers since yesterday. He was pushing an empty trunk, saying he'd buy lots of souvenirs.

　Ushii-san's love for comedy has grown, and he recently started attending a comedy training school. His gag is a unique way of laughing. 'Ushishishi.'

　Shishigashira-san and Hyokawa-san are back home visiting their families. I wonder if they're doing family service. I wonder if Shishigashira-san is dropping his kids off a cliff or something. I wonder if Hyokawa-san's wife's clothes are leopard print after all.

　I haven't seen Kajiguchi-san lately. I wonder if he hasn't returned from his business trip yet. Even when I see him occasionally and greet him, he always just says, 'It's work.' With a scowl.

　...Well, that's how the residents are doing. Everyone is such a good beastman, so being a manager is very easy... no, wait... it's a breeze.

　Now, let's go back to my room and eat my favorite banana. When you think of summer, you think of bananas, right? It's the delicious season for frozen bananas.

　Just to be clear, I am the only human in the apartment, a man, Goriyama. I am not a gorilla. Uhoh.

　Summer vacation at the Beastman Apartment. A quiet, yet lively summer vacation.

Hallelujah ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ. is here.
I will participate in this project.
Bone-san, thank you as always.
I look forward to working with you.

Organizer: #Bone-san
Project: #BokeSociety
Theme: #SummerVacation

Click here for the state of the Beastman Apartment during Golden Week.

I'm sorry if this is a 'boke' (joke) that you can't tell if it's a joke or not.

I'm doing this on Tales. Come read it. ( #MyWorkIntroduction )

Well, that's all for today.
Hallelujah ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ.

#Itsuki-san, #LivelyBand, thank you as always. How are you? The archive for the Lively Band is here.

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