Isekai Reincarnation Tropes #2 | Gal PM Proposes a Tutorial Revolution at the Divine Conference ["It's a Feature" Forbidden]

Morning, everyone.
A gal has joined the gods' morning meeting, and the agenda is a "Tutorial Revolution."
First off, let me just say,

is the font in the patch notes the size of a grain of rice?
Needing a magnifying glass is hilarious.
And,

what is this KPI of "number of prayers"?
Where did the user experience go?
Gods,

stop hiding behind "it's a feature."
A feature isn't love; it's just neglect.

Right,
we're introducing Agile here, and Sprint 1 is officially "UI Improvements."
The tutorial,

which currently ends in three lines,
is actually just causing anxiety.
Proposal:

Complete onboarding in "3 taps + 1 laugh," because UX is love.
Also,
stop doing FAQs in the form of divine oracles.

Scrolling through scrolls is UI hell.
Alternative:
Card UI + search bar.

That's easier for you gods too, right?
And,
the bug report form,

the prayer method is inefficient, so let's introduce Slack.
God,
your face is twitching, but

these are all the voices of the users.
Lastly,
let's add "market price visualization" in the next patch.

I'm done with the 12-copper-coin incident.
So,
next time we'll do a "currency UX redesign"

to save the guild economy, so look forward to it.