[#Weekly Short Short Note Secret Theme: Axis Margarine] Mail Order

When I heard "Axis Margarine," I was reminded of the Tripartite Pact between Japan, Germany, and Italy during World War II. 💦 Is it because the news on TV and the internet is overflowing with sad reports?

So, I aimed for content that would make you feel as cheerful as possible. I think that having people in society who do slightly silly things that you can't help but like actually acts as a lubricant.

This is the secret theme, "Axis Margarine."

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An axis is a word that represents the important pivot of things or the center of something precious. Axis Margarine was developed with the idea that important parts must always be smooth. Apply a dab of this Axis Margarine to whatever you find important.

And then, oh wonder! Everything you previously disliked will slide right away and be solved!

(Sound effect) "Ooh!"

Apply it to a creaky door, and it opens in a flash.

(Sound effect) "Ooh!"

There are other ways to use it, too; Monday mornings are especially amazing! You arrive at the office, and your boss is in a bad mood. You know how you sometimes get called in the moment they see your face?

Even in times like that, if you apply a dab of Axis Margarine to your boss's head, you can build smooth human relationships.

This Axis Margarine, which works wonders for business negotiations, mom friends, and even children's squabbles, if you order within the next hour, it's only...

The mail-order program I hadn't seen in a long time was so ridiculous that I turned off the TV immediately. A few days later, when I searched for it on my smartphone, the Axis Margarine company had gone bankrupt.

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Tarahakani-san, this week was fun too. 😊

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