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I love you. #A story about loving you to the point of madness

It's Drill.


Someone whose articles I often read has launched a project.



[Rules]
・Tell someone you like them, and write freely based on the reaction you get.
・Please include #A story about loving you to the point of madness in the title.


Hmm, I see...

In short, it means I should just honestly tell the person I like that I like them.


As a Japanese man, it's not easy to say "I love you," but... this is interesting!!


Precisely because I don't usually say it, I decided to take this opportunity to say it!


However, words alone make me anxious, so I decided to return to the roots of humans as animals and express it with my body as well.

In martial arts, there are various forms like the dragon, snake, tiger, crane, and leopard, and incorporating animal forms is quite common.

Like this...

When I was in elementary school, every Saturday after coming home from school, I would always watch the recorded videos while eating egg-on-rice.

I did think the tiger and the leopard overlapped a bit, though...


So, I also imitated the animal pros of courtship.



This person is my master.

As you all know

It's Master Superb Bird-of-Paradise!


By adding 'Master' to the name

it ended up sounding like a legendary rakugo performer

but there is no mistake.

If you get taught by 'Master Superb Bird-of-Paradise', you can't go wrong!!


In the video, the master's pressure was a bit too strong and the girl ran away, but there is no mistake.



And today, I finally went through with it!!


In front of my wife, who was relaxing with our child on the living room sofa...



First, just as the master did


I slap my butt to make a sound.


And then I make a large circle with my hands around my chest, trying to make myself look as big as possible.



And then...



I close my eyes, take a deep breath...





The moment I open my eyes...!




I jump!!


I'm jumping!!!!




Around my wife...

like doing side-to-side jumps...



I'm jumping!!!!



I'm jumping!!!!!!



And then, I tell my wife I love her...


"The moon... is beautiful, isn't it."






"Huh? Are you okay?"




I was so happy...


My wife answered me properly.


And she even worried about what was going on in my head...


What a generous and tolerant wife she is.


The children also danced with me for a while

to the dance of 'Master Katokufucho'.


I remembered the words I had engraved on my wedding ring a long time ago.


"on cloud nine."


The ninth cloud refers to a cumulonimbus cloud, the highest cloud.

Riding on top of that,

in other words,

it means 'feeling like I'm in seventh heaven'.

that is what it means.


Thanks to this project, the happy feelings from back then have come back to life.


I can see Master Katakaze Fucho

smiling in the blue sky too.



3-child dad...

Thank you so much for this wonderful project.


The truth level of this story is 100%


As an aside, when I went to hug my wife after this,

a 'zap' occurred, and my right fingertip and her right bud (nipple) were struck by an electric shock.

I think it's likely that plasma was generated because I performed Master Katakaze Fucho's intense dance while wearing fleece.


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