Too Stupid Three-Line Diary. I've Already Got Nothing to Write!

The festival has begun~😁🥹🤔🥰😊😉😱😭 I'll be running full speed from today until 8/31.

This is Torako, the masochistic writer. To those I haven't seen in a while and those meeting me for the first time, I look forward to working with you♥

Well, it has begun: the 66-day writing marathon. The curtain has risen on a hellish summer of writing, writing, and writing some more. I already have zero ideas. My brain is so empty that I can hear Ikezaki's voice screaming 'YEAAAAH!' inside my head. No, wait, I failed last time—I messed up a post and failed after about 20 consecutive days. So, I want to approach this with a perfect mindset. That's what I thought, but! Articles that are fun to read are fun to write, after all. So, if I get too worked up thinking about writing useful articles or articles that can be monetized, I lose my 'self' and forget why I'm posting in the first place. I have an ambition to avoid that. In the first place, people who are anti-daily updates say this is the problem. They say the update itself becomes the goal. I agree with that so much my head might fall off. So, this time, I'm learning from my past failure and writing about things I enjoy! Originally, I was an anime nerd who would scream about my 'moe' interests until I sounded crazy, but somehow, I lost my touch. What was I thinking about appealing to everyone? If I thought about that, I couldn't write anything at all!

So, for this writing marathon, I'm going back to basics and screaming about my love for anime, manga, novels, and Kenshi Yonezu! Caring about others or anything like that is irrelevant. If I'm not having fun, the article won't be fun either. That's the motto I'll be updating with!


Best regards!


Oh, by the way, I had a date today.
I'm a corporate slave who usually stays home, falls asleep at my desk, and lives a sloppy, shut-in life, so this was a sudden invitation.

'When is your next day off? There's somewhere I want to go with you.'

When you get a LINE message like that, both men and women would get their hopes up, right?! After all, I'm a gorilla girl over 30 waiting for romance! Even a gorilla wants to fall in love! If possible, I want to fall in love with Kenshi Yonezu! A guy I knew suddenly becoming my lover is a common setting in shoujo manga, isn't it!

I prepared with 100% expectation, wondering what it could be.

So, yesterday after work, past 8 PM, I went to the station, bought Lip Monster and Yoru shampoo, and was fully prepared for the challenge. Oh, Lip Monster is a trendy lipstick. It was a huge hit around last year, and it's an essential item for stylish girls that kept selling out. Anyway, it makes you look cute. It's magic that makes anyone cute, even someone like me who does manual labor, gets sweaty, and has makeup that wears off.

It's an item I want every girl to use.

And Yoru shampoo is that expensive stuff that makes your hair silky and smell good. You know those girls who pass by and have a faint, nice scent coming from their hair? It's a shampoo that gives you that vibe, making people want to shout 'Girl!' I usually use cheap stuff like Merit or Silk that just needs to lather, but I bought shampoo that costs ten times as much.

Even a gorilla wants to groom their fur before a date.

So, we were supposed to meet at 10. At the station. I was told to come by car, so I went, but there were so many people it took a while to find him~ I couldn't find him, to the point where I thought my presbyopia had started. If I didn't have a smartphone, we wouldn't have met.

Oh, of course I filled the car with gas and vacuumed the interior. Because usually, I only carry dirty old men, disheveled girls, materials, or products, so it's super dirty. Even a friend would be uncomfortable, right? Let alone the fact that love might be starting. A maiden's heart sprouted, wanting to create even a slightly more beautiful scene☆彡

We felt like it had been a while, talked about our recent lives, and when I asked where we were going, what do you think he said?

'The home center.'

That's what he said. I'm used to going there, so I had no resistance. Actually, home centers are fun, they're the best. I love bulk sizes and commercial-grade stuff! He bought bulk detergent, a fan, and things like that there. And the next place we went was IKEA. IKEA is really fun, isn't it! I could honestly live there. IKEA.

It's a pain to assemble, but it's cute and stylish. Should I post it on Instagram? I could even start a blog about interior design for men. That alone makes you look cool. IKEA interior design is seriously fun.

We bought a wooden rack called IVAR there, brought it to his place, assembled it together, ate McDonald's, and came home.

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ Vroom

Where was the rendezvous? A theory emerged that he just used me as transportation because I have a minivan for work. A theory suddenly surfaced that he just wanted me, the famous gorilla, to assemble furniture. Wait, where is the heart-pounding excitement? (lol)

Isn't there a stylish dinner while looking at the night view? Eh, don't you chat in a park with a nice atmosphere? Eh, because I'm a gorilla, should I just go to sleep when the sun goes down? The most heart-pounding part of today was McDonald's. In the end, because we assembled IKEA furniture, I was sweaty, and the nice scent and Lip Monster were long gone!

Naturally, I made them treat me to McDonald's. I wonder if something good will happen tomorrow~❤