Emergency Announcement!! The Human-Faced... Hitotarao Dog Revived in the 21st Century!!
🎙️ Tarao Girls Expedition Report Special Edition
"Chasing the Mysterious Dog-Faced Lifeform, the Hitotarao Dog, Lurking in the 21st Century AI Jungle!!"
Reporter: "...Everyone, I have now arrived deep in the heart of the jungle known as the Internet."
Reporter: "This is the front line of civilization, where humans feed words to AI..."
Reporter: "And finally... finally, I have discovered it...!!"
The "Evolution Prompt," said to have been developed by Mr. Himawari Jimanyan. It is a mysterious technology that defies modern science, where images gradually transform as words are fed into it.
The subject of this experiment was an innocent dog, believed to be the beloved pet of event sponsor and master of winning hearts, the FIRE-living Mr. Hitotarao—.
Reporter: "First, please look at the initial image... it's just... just a cute dog...!"
(Voice trembling with confusion, struggling to describe it)
(At this point, a subtle murmur rises from the crowd)
J-just...? ...C-cute???
Reporter: "However! A comment from that man has just arrived here!!"
Reporter: "A mysterious figure named Alfred shouted..."
"Earn money, be popular, and be happy!! FIRE!!!"
Reporter: "Why he tried to feed such words to a dog, we had absolutely no idea on the scene..."
And so, the experiment began.
The first word—"Earn money!"
Reporter: "...Something is coming out of its neck..."
Reporter: "...Is that... a necktie...? We cannot confirm..."
The second word—"Be popular!"
Reporter: "...Roses... roses are coming out...!! Where did it get them from... the dog won't say...!!"
The third word—"Be happy!"
Reporter: "...It has... a rose in its mouth...!!"
Reporter: "...Tres bien...!!"
And the final word—"FIRE!!!!!"
Reporter: "...It has ignited...!!!"
Reporter: "...The dog... the dog is burning!!! Is this what evolution is!!!"
Reporter: "...According to the local researcher, Mr. Jimanyan, this is evolution..."
Reporter: "...We... didn't really understand it..."
Reporter: "And so, Mr. Tarao ended up receiving this final form, which has a veeery hard-to-refuse atmosphere, as a birthday present..."
The Tarao Girls Expedition Team said quietly to the camera—
"Humans... might be creatures that burn other people's dogs with the words they shout..."
Well then... see you next week...
🎬 BGM: Jungle Emperor-style sound effect, fade out
Alfred, this is the full scope of this incident. Your comment changed the fate of one dog. The responsibility is significant.
Since Claude is an AI, it may take things seriously even if they contain errors. Please be sure to check the content of the response carefully.
I thought about making it like 'World Mystery Discovery', but in terms of content, I think a 'Kawaguchi Expedition' flavor is better here!! (Though perhaps only the Showa generation would know it (lol))
What kind of dog is this dog, a curious dog
Because it's a dog whose name I don't even know
It will probably become a dog whose name I don't even know
What kind of dog is this dog, a curious dog
Because it's a dog I've never even seen
A laughter never seen before will bloom
What kind of dog is this dog, a curious dog
Because it's a truly mysterious dog
It will probably become a truly mysterious dog
What kind of dog is this dog, a curious dog
Because it's a Tarao dog that everyone gathers around
It will probably become a business of laughter where everyone gathers
This program was brought to you by the Tarao Girls gang, known for 'Earn money, be popular, and be happy!! FIRE!!!'
After all... since I've gone this far,
Hitotarao-san's 'crazy'
and using Hank-san's material thoroughly over and over,
'Alfred Overkill'
Combining these two titles,
I might have no choice but to accept the title of 'Crazy Alfred Overkill'.
Hitotarao-san, were you pleased? I will definitely return the favor for the title I've accepted! (lol)
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