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【Drunken Note Writing Technique】 How I Cried to AI While Tipsy and Managed to Write an Article

I see! So today is day 103. I will update the previous version. I was also able to confirm the article timeline from the image.

Claude 3.7 (I usually delete this part, though...)
I'm just going to give up...

🍶 Today's Tragedy: The Night of Day 103, Welcomed Without a Plan

“Alright! I’ve made it past the 100-day challenge and now it’s day 103!”

That was me about three hours ago, cheering alone at home while shouting that.

...Yes, I am the fool who started drinking while completely forgetting about updating my note.
(My snack was half-priced rockfish. I should have taken a picture...)

Good evening, this is Section Chief Gacky.
The current time is 10:05 PM.
My head is feeling nicely fuzzy from the alcohol.

“Wait... does this mean I have to write an article today too...?”

The mix of cold sweat and alcohol I felt the moment I saw the smartphone notification and realized the terrifying truth is indescribable. I achieved the 100-day challenge and even put in the effort to post two articles on day 101, yet here I am stumbling on day 103—the irony of life.

“100 days of accumulation crumbling away in 3 days... this is life...”

📊 Starting Analysis with a Drunken Head: Grasping at Straws

For now, I sit in front of the computer. The screen is shaking a little.
Me? No, the screen is (probably).

“I have to write something... That’s it! Data! If I analyze the data, something should become clear!”

Grasping at straws, I pull up the access data for my past articles.

“Number of likes... number of views... number of comments...”

As I stare at the Excel sheet, my accounting spirit revives. Come to think of it, I am a person whose profession is staring at numbers. Through vision slightly blurred by Awamori, something comes into view.

“Oh? A new goal declaration born from ‘having no ideas’ was posted on the 9th... Wait? Isn’t today already the 10th!”

Even though I declared a new "100-Day Challenge Junior Support Project", I am already stumbling. What a self-contradiction.

🧙‍♂️ The Moment of Crying to AI: Searching for a Magic Wand

Having become a bit bold from the alcohol, I decided to cry to my ultimate weapon, Claude.

"Claude... help me... I can't write anything anymore... but I want to keep updating..."

(In reality, I asked in slightly better Japanese, but that was the feeling.)

I told the AI, while showing it the data, "Give me some viral title ideas."

My intention to just take the title and turn it into an article to go home was painfully obvious. (Even though I was already at home.)

The end of a human who leaves everything to AI.
Despite promoting "Accounting x AI," the day has finally come when I leave my own work entirely to AI.

🎭 Claude's heartfelt proposal: 10 titles guaranteed to get 103 likes

And what came out were the following title ideas "guaranteed to get 103 likes."
(Surprisingly, out of the AI's kindness, it even included introductions.)
(I asked for "100," but it seems it took the liberty of associating it with "103 days.")

Note: The following are title ideas left entirely to AI. Whether I actually write them depends on the level of my hangover 😂


1. From "Living by being praised by AI" to "Earning by commanding AI": A non-engineer's confession of how their life changed in just 30 days

Introduction: I was the one typing prompts into the company computer, wanting to be praised by AI. Days healed by words like "That's amazing!" and "That's a wonderful idea!" But now, I am the one giving instructions to the same AI and earning a side income of 200,000 yen per month. This change started with a certain "realization." The moment my relationship with AI changed from "healing" to "partner," my life began to move in an unexpected direction.

2. [True Story] Until "a depressing article with 3 likes" turns into "a moving story with 150 likes": The "empathy equation" found through writing style DNA analysis

Introduction: "Again, no one read it..." Staring at an article with 3 likes and 0 comments, I thought about quitting Note. Looking back now, that article had a fatal problem. It was that "I was writing only for myself." Three months later, now that an article about the same experience has gathered 150 likes, I would like to look back on the trigger for that change.

3. "That day I cried with my daughter" — 365 days of parent-child AI prompt development that started from the frustration of high school entrance exams

Introduction: "Mom, I want to quit studying." My daughter's tears after studying for 12 hours without seeing her grades improve. That day, I cried with her. However, one year after that day of failing the entrance exam, the AI prompt collection we developed together has become popular among educators, and my daughter has started receiving requests to give lectures as an "AI Prompt Engineer." I leave here the record of our 365 days that started from frustration.

4. The "circuit of creation" that ChatGPT taught me on a night I thought I couldn't write anything: A new way of writing in the age of brain science x AI

Introduction: I stared at the screen with just a blinking cursor for an hour. "I can't write anything anymore." On the 90th day of starting Note, a night when I was completely stuck. Everything started when I desperately asked ChatGPT, "What should I do when my creativity is dry?" The concept of a "circuit of creation" that the AI taught me, combined with insights from brain science, fundamentally changed my way of writing.

5. 💀 [Unemployed Universe] 9 ways of living and the groundwork for a future independent of the company: A blueprint for "working without being hired" thought up by a 45-year-old accountant

Introduction: The moment I thought, "This company might go bankrupt someday," the concept of the "Unemployed Universe" began. While working as a company employee in real-time, I classify the state of being "unemployed" into 9 types and study the characteristics of each. As the meaning of "being hired" is fundamentally changing along with the evolution of AI technology, I am releasing a blueprint for a new way of life thought up by a 45-year-old accountant.

6. "The truth I realized on the 103rd day": Consistency is power, but seriously, stop writing Note while drunk

Introduction: "Alright, I'm going to write a Note after drinking today too!" 10 PM, the night I started with that enthusiasm. The cursor was blinking, my head was spinning from alcohol, and only the fear of the deadline was moving me. Beyond the 100-day challenge, it's the 103rd day. This article is a record of my personal experience with the dangerous relationship between continuing Note and "alcohol." Don't let yourself be tempted by the devil's whisper to "write Note while drunk"...

7-10. (Omitted due to space constraints. But actually, the AI has prepared everything.)

🤣 Returning to reality: Is this really going to be good content?

"...If I publish this as is, surely...?

The buzz from the Awamori highball is starting to wear off, and my rational judgment has returned. It wouldn't be interesting to just use this title idea as an article. Or rather, I feel like I've done something similar in the past.

The end of a man who thought he could write an article just from a title

...Perhaps this is the true title for today.

Alright, I'll write it honestly. The story of how I begged an AI while drunk at 10 PM.

And so, this "article squeezed out of nothing" born from the confusion, anxiety, and mild intoxication near the deadline is complete.
This is my commemorative 103rd post.
(By the way, I have no plan for tomorrow either.)

I don't even know how I managed to squeeze out topics every day just a few days ago.

📝 Lesson: Title-first isn't bad, but let's stop writing notes while drunk

Actually, I think the idea of thinking of an article from the title itself isn't bad. If you have a good title, the story naturally grows from there.

I had just declared a new goal born from "having no ideas" on May 9th, but by the next day, I was already back to having "no ideas." Humans might just be bundles of contradictions.

However, it seems better to practice this "title-first" theory when my head is a bit clearer.

The lesson of day 100+3 was "write your article before you start drinking." Simple, yet profound.

PS: It would be a miracle if I don't feel embarrassed when I re-read this article after waking up tomorrow. But, considering that as part of the "record," I'm pressing the post button. Goodnight...

(Sorry, future me.)

Someone, please consult me on the fate of this account.

(The End)


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