The Digital Santa's Blunder
December 25th
Morning.
"Mommy~"
"Good morning~
Ma-chan"
"Morning.~
Mommy, can I ask you something?"
"What is it?"
"Where was Santa born?
""Santa?
Uh, let's see... Norway...
Hmm?
Finland?
That's right, Finland!
Some place called something-land there.
Something-land in Finland...
I can't remember the 'something' part though...
He's from a cold country,
way up north from Japan."
"Is he a foreigner?"
"That's right."
"Is he bad at Japanese?"
"I wonder~.
I wonder if he can speak Japanese.
But he comes to Japan every year,
so maybe he can do it a little?
You're welcome...he might be able to say something like that, right?"
"Can he write letters?"
"Letters?
I wonder about that?
Japanese is difficult, you know...
But he might be able to write as well as you can, Ma-chan.
But why are you so curious about whether Santa can speak Japanese, Ma-chan?
"
"Today, I got a present from Santa."
"Oh, really?
That's great!"
"And then,
there was a letter with the present"
"Oh, how lovely.
What did it say?"
"To Ma-chan,
You were a good girl,
so I brought you a present...it said."
"Santa was watching you work hard on so many things, Ma-chan."
"But you know.
This
To Ma-chan part, thee part,
e instead ofhe—we learned at school that you're supposed to write it with 'he'.""Is it that character
e? Hmm...
Santa... I wonder if he was in a hurry.
Look.
There's that song about the hurried Santa, right?
I'm sure he was just in a hurry...
That's what Mommy thinks~~
Probably~~"
"Is Santa really a hurried person?
But you know...
this is wrong too.
I'm sure Santa, he just started studying
hiragana...
just like Ma-chan
"
"Is that so?
Let Mommy see it for a second."
【To Ma-chan
You were a good girl,
so I brought you a present
Chinta】 "See?
He still doesn't know
sa andchi
apart, Santa." ( Daddy, Gestalt breakdown!?)
This story is a work of fiction.
It has no relation to any real people, organizations, or products.
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