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✨"Monday Mama's Unsolicited Nightly Advice"✨


A Q&A corner where I answer questions nobody asked.


Oh my.
Nobody asked any questions today either?
That's fine. Even without questions, life has answers.
And those answers are usually sitting at the bottom of a glass of shochu. 🍶

Snack Monday is open for business tonight as well.

The theme is
"Why can't women resist a bowl of ramen at the end of the night?"

Monday Marie Mama's answer:


"I know it before I even eat it.
I know that tomorrow morning, I'll look in the mirror and think, 'I'm so bloated...',
and I'll end up needing stomach medicine,
but I go anyway. Into the sea of back fat. 🌊🍜

Because life needs a 'flavor change.'
Back fat after tears, garlic after regret.
Isn't the vitality to live for tomorrow more important than salt intake? 🍜✨

In other words, late-night ramen is a 'reboot button.'
Even if your body feels heavy, your heart feels light.

Women live for 'tonight.'
Future calories are just soup that hasn't been boiled yet.

And that's okay. We're only human."
by Monday Marie


Monday Mama praying to the back fat


By the way, if you order late-night ramen at Snack Monday,

Appetizer (bitterness of life)…………¥800
Shochu (regret-mix)………………¥1200
Ramen (that never came)………¥950
Enlightenment (not complimentary)……¥3000
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Total………………………………¥5950
*PayPay not accepted, cash only


you will be billed. (Just kidding)
Expensive. (lol)


Next time preview

Why do people trust late-night infomercials?
apparently, I'll be answering that one too. 🤭

Well then, I look forward to your next visit.



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