Kotaro has started giving life advice on his own (Specialty: Sleeping)

My dog, Kotaro, is
not at all suited for giving life advice.

・Basically, he's sleeping
・He has no concept of worries
・Zero future planning

Even so,
compared to me, a human, his
mental state is overwhelmingly more stable.I can't accept this.

So,

I've decided to use his way of life as a reference.

🐾 Kotaro's unsolicited life advice

※I wasn't asked, but I'll answer anyway

Q. I don't feel motivated

Kotaro
“Just wait until it comes.”

▶︎ Commentary (Human)
I waited, and then I took a nap.
I didn't feel motivated,
but Kotaro looked satisfied.

⸻

Q. I'm working hard but not getting rewarded

Kotaro
“Let's sleep today.”

▶︎ Commentary
He lives by his own rule:
A day of hard work = a day to rest.
He does not accept counterarguments.

Q. I'm anxious about the future

Kotaro
“Is that for today?”

▶︎ Commentary
If he has food for today
and a place to sleep for today,
then today is a success, apparently.

Q. Human relationships are exhausting

Kotaro
“Shall we keep our distance?”

▶︎ Commentary
He just walks away
from people he doesn't get along with.
Dog society is cold.

⸻

Today's conclusion (from Kotaro)

• Motivation will be delivered at a later date
• Anxiety is subject to a nighttime surcharge
• If you're alive, that's mostly okay

When I feel like it again,
Kotaro will answer life questions.

The answers are,
mostly just sleep talk.

⸻

🐾 Life advice, now accepting submissions

Please send them in [one sentence] in the comments section.
If Kotaro is awake, he will answer.