[Weekly Short-Short Note] Theme: "Basically Meow" The Ideal Boss

A boss was sent down from headquarters.

This is common in our company, but this boss was completely different from the ones before.

If you ask what is different, it is fundamentally different.

He is a genuine cat.

His whole body is covered in fluffy fur, and he has cat ears, a long tail, and whiskers. If he weren't wearing a necktie collar and an employee ID badge, you wouldn't be able to tell him apart.

<The cat boss is fast at work>

"Excuse me. Could I have your approval stamp on this estimate?"

-The cat boss is absorbed in grooming himself-

At times like that, I use the cat toy I keep on hand to get his attention.

"Meow meow! Do you need something meow?"

"I need your approval stamp, please."

-The cat boss stamps the document at high speed with his paw pad-

<The cat boss has a Showa-era temperament and intense emotions>

When he is in a good mood, he purrs and curls up on his subordinates' laps.

Apparently, petting him is okay.

However, when he is angry, he is strict.

"Basically meow, why can't you"
"understand this! Hiss!"

From there, he unleashes high-speed cat punches (without claws).

For a while, there was an opinion that this might violate company compliance, but over 90% of the employees answered, "I feel healed even though I'm being scolded," and "I come to work to feed my boss."

The boss is a cat, and he sleeps for half of his working hours, but pointless conflicts in the office have disappeared. The company is running smoothly.