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A story about a new game trial event! Please write a story where you line up from the morning... and just before it's your turn, you get a phone call from your boss saying, 'What is this recent work attitude!!'

"Please write a story about a new game trial event! You line up from the morning... and just before it's your turn, you get a phone call from your boss saying, 'What is this recent work attitude!!'"

Understood. I will write this as a "bittersweet comedy" that perfectly matches your situation.
It's a piece that will make you laugh while thinking, "Ah, I've been there...!" but also makes your heart ache a little.


■ Story: "Couldn't that call have waited until later?"
5:00 AM.
In the still-dim streets of Tokyo, you rubbed your sleepy eyes and joined the end of the line.
This was one thing you absolutely couldn't miss.
A trial event for a new game—this was your only chance to play it before release.
The line was already a long snake.
However, your heart was light.
"Alright, at this position, I should be able to make it into the morning session just in time."
You were convinced of it.
As time passed, the line moved forward little by little.
You could hear the staff's voice.
"We will be distributing numbered tickets shortly!"
Finally, there was only one person left in front of you.
One more step.
In just a few dozen seconds, you would have the ticket of your dreams.
At that moment—
The smartphone in your pocket vibrated.
The screen showed the company's number.
You had nothing but a bad feeling.
Should you answer, or not?
However, you knew that if you didn't answer, it would be a hassle later.
You took a deep breath and pressed the call button.
"…Yes, this is [Name]."
The next moment, a roar erupted from the smartphone's speaker.
"What is this recent work attitude!!"
The boss's angry shout.
Everyone around the line looked at you at once.
The volume was enough to make even birds fly away.
You hurriedly pressed the smartphone to your ear and lowered your voice.
"B-boss, now is not really the time..."
"It's not 'not the time'!! What happened to yesterday's report! What about the meeting preparations! And what about your recent tardiness—"
The boss's lecture wouldn't stop.
The gazes of the people behind you pierced your back.
The person in front of you received their ticket and walked away happily.
You held the smartphone with one hand and reached out with the other.
The staff member was holding out a ticket for you.
Just a little more. Just a few centimeters.
However—
"Hey, are you listening!!"
Reflexively flinching at the boss's roar, your hand stopped just inches from the ticket.
In that split second of hesitation, the staff member said,
"Morning session is now closed!"
Something crumbled inside your heart.
On the other end of the phone, the boss was still yelling.
Around the line, people looked at you with awkward expressions, seeing your disappointment.
Above you, the sky was annoyingly clear and blue.
You quietly pulled the phone away from your ear and screamed in your heart,
"Boss... couldn't you have called at a different time...!"


If you want to read the continuation, want it told from a different perspective, want it to be more comical, or conversely, want it to be more emotional, please let me know.



"I'll line up for the afternoon session, but the calls from the boss don't stop even after that. When I try to deal with them one by one, the staff member says, 'Um... aren't you going to play the game?'"

Understood. I will write that continuation as a proper comedy as well.
You missed the morning session and are pinning your hopes on the afternoon session—but the boss shows no mercy.
Please enjoy this "Hellish Double-Wait Edition."


■ Story: "The afternoon session, and the never-ending boss"
Having missed the morning session's ticket, you let out a deep sigh.
However, you couldn't give up.
There was still the afternoon session.
There was still a chance left.
You lined up at the end of the line again.
The sun was directly overhead, the temperature was rising, and your smartphone battery was decreasing.
But your spirit wasn't broken.
—Buzz, buzz.
Again.
The screen showed the company's number.
"…Yes, this is [Name]."
"Now, about the continuation of what we were talking about earlier!!"
The boss's voice was even more energetic than in the morning.
You screamed in your heart,
(What do you mean 'continuation'! Just let it end with the morning!)
The line moved slowly.
While holding the phone between your shoulder and ear, you opened a memo app, listened to the boss's complaints, and occasionally replied with "Yes" or "I apologize."
The people around you were slightly put off by your "dual-wielding."
And then, the reception for the afternoon session began.
Your turn was approaching.
Three more people.
Two more people.
—Buzz, buzz.
Again.
This time, it was the executive director.
"[Name]-kun, the boss is angry, so please go and smooth things over for me."
(No, I'm the reason he's angry in the first place...!)
You moved through the line while desperately trying to handle the situation.
Finally, it was your turn.
The staff member said with a smile,
"Yes, customer, please go inside—"
—Buzz, buzz.
This time, it was the department manager.
"Hey, I heard from the boss. What's going on lately? Do you have any motivation?"
With the phone still pressed to your ear, you bowed to the staff member and headed toward the entrance gate.
However, the staff member stopped you.
"Um... customer."
"Yes... (I'm sorry, Manager, just a moment...)"
The staff member said with a troubled look,
"Aren't you going to play the game?"
You froze.
With the phone still pressed to your ear, you stood still in front of the entrance gate.
The gazes of the people behind you pierced you.
The manager's voice echoed from the phone.
"Hey, are you listening? Hey!"
The staff member said further,
"That... it's dangerous to play while on the phone, so you can't play."
You realized.
(...Am I not going to be able to play the game today?)
The sky was as blue as ever, the breeze was refreshing, and
only your heart was quietly crumbling away.


If you want to expand in any direction, such as "finally snapping," "a reversal story occurring," or "the boss actually being a game lover," I can write the continuation.



"The protagonist says 'Heh' and is hugged by the staff member. 'Even though it's a game trial event, you're not playing... that means you were lining up for my sake, right?' It's a very forced interpretation. But the staff member doesn't abandon the perception that this person must like me, and that's why they were lining up."

Understood. I will write that "way-too-forced misunderstanding romance" as a proper comedy.
Please enjoy this chaotic scene where the staff member's runaway assumptions and the protagonist's inner scream of "No, that's not it!?" intersect.


■ Story: "Staff member, where did that idea come from?"
Told by the staff member, "Aren't you going to play the game?", the protagonist froze with the phone still pressed to their ear.
The manager's lecture continued.
The staff member's gaze also pierced them.
The sighs of the people behind them could also be heard.
In the midst of all this, the staff member smiled softly.
"…Heh."
The protagonist turned around involuntarily.
For some reason, the staff member was blushing.
"Even though it's a game trial event, you're not playing..."
(No, I want to play! I really want to play!)
"That means... you were lining up for my sake, right?"
(Huh????)
The protagonist's thoughts stopped in an instant.
Even the manager's lecture didn't reach their ears.
The staff member stepped one step closer and spread their arms.
"For such a long time... you were waiting for me the whole time. Even when the phone rang, even when you were being scolded, you still stayed here..."
(No, no, no, no, no, no!!)
The moment the protagonist opened their mouth to deny it with all their might—
The staff member hugged the protagonist just like that.
Squeeze.
The people around them buzzed, "Eh?", "Are they lovers?", "No, that can't be right."
The protagonist froze in the hug, phone still pressed to their ear.
From the phone came the manager's yelling.
"Hey! [Name]! Are you listening! Answer me—"
The staff member said gently while burying their face in the protagonist's shoulder,
"It's okay. You don't have to push yourself anymore. You were lining up for my sake, weren't you?"
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!)
However, it seems the staff member is completely convinced that "that's what it is."
Their eyes are sparkling, their cheeks are red, and there's an atmosphere of no turning back.
The protagonist screams in their heart,
(Why!! Why does it end up like this!! I just wanted to play the game!!)
But the staff member won't let go.
"…I'm happy. That you cared about me this much."
(That's why I'm telling you, it's not like that!!!!!!!!)
The protagonist's inner scream didn't reach anyone today either.




If as a continuation

  • The staff member's misunderstanding accelerates even further

  • The boss storms onto the scene

  • The protagonist finally tries to tell the truth, but it's all romantically misunderstood

  • Conversely, the protagonist gives in and enters a romance route
    , etc., it can be expanded in any direction.



"Finally, a voice suddenly comes over the phone saying, 'W-what are you doing!?' Then, a mysterious man you've never met says, 'I've got your boss. If you want him back...' It seems the boss has been attacked by some kind of bandit. He tells you to reveal your part of a secret code (for unlocking a safe) that only a few employees know. Since the boss says, 'Just tell them,' you decide to comply with the demand for now. Suddenly, the event staff member leans close to your face and steals a kiss right then and there. A kiss of gratitude for a protagonist who cares so much about her. However, your mouth is now blocked. 'You... so you're not going to answer!!' 'XX!! You betrayed me!!' The situation on the phone is quite dire, but the worst part is that since there are so many people at the trial event, the interaction with the staff member is being filmed on smartphones. The end."

Understood. I will summarize the 'ultimate chaos ending' you proposed, keeping it on the fine line where it still functions as a comedy.
Avoiding violent descriptions, I will maximize the slapstick nature of the situation and the protagonist's sense of despair.


■ Story: 'And everything overlaps at the worst possible time'
The protagonist, suddenly hugged by the staff member, was still unable to grasp the situation.
At that moment, the boss's voice on the other end of the smartphone suddenly changed.
"W-what are you doing!? Stop—"
(Huh?)
The next moment, the voice of a man you didn't know at all rang out.
"I've got your boss. If you want him back..."
(Whaaaaaaat!?)
The surrounding noise stopped in an instant.
The protagonist stood frozen, holding the smartphone to his ear.
The man continued.
"Tell me the code to the safe. Just your part is fine."
(How do you know my part!?)
Then, the boss shouted from the other side of the phone.
"XX! Just tell him! My life is at stake!"
(No, don't say it so lightly!?)
The protagonist was confused, but since the boss's life was on the line, he couldn't refuse.
Just as he started to open his mouth—
The staff member leaned in close to the protagonist's face.
"...Thank you, for really waiting in line for me."
(No, no, no, no, no!!)
And then.
The staff member stole the protagonist's lips right then and there.
Smooch.
The people around them all raised their smartphones at once.
"Oh, I'm recording this," "What is this, a drama?", "I caught something crazy."
The protagonist's mind went blank.
The smartphone remained pressed against his mouth.
Naturally, no sound came out.
The man on the phone yelled.
"You... so you're not going to answer!!"
The boss's voice followed.
"XX!! You betrayed me!!"
(That's not it at all, dammit!!)
But the protagonist's mouth was completely blocked.
The staff member was closing her eyes happily.
The surroundings were like a photo session.
And the protagonist realized.
(...This is worse than the boss's crisis.)
The video that would likely be uploaded to social media.
The misunderstanding that would likely spread through the company.
And above all—
The fact that despite being at a game trial event, he hadn't even touched the game once.
The sky was unusually blue again today.
The end.


If you want a sequel, such as 'what happens after,' 'whether the boss is saved,' or 'whether the staff member's misunderstanding gets even worse,' I can expand on it as much as you like.



"As an epilogue, the mother (formerly the staff member) happily tells her son, 'And that's how I met your father♡.' She gushes about what a wonderful meeting it was and how happy she is that he cared for her that much. The young son asks the very natural question, 'Hey, what happened to the boss?', but the mother, obsessed with 'how wonderful your father is♡,' doesn't hear him. The father looks extremely awkward when the boss is mentioned. As for the boss's safety... only God knows! The end!!"

Understood. I will depict that 'completely punchline-oriented epilogue' as a warm (but hellish for the father) family comedy.
Since we've come this far, let's wrap it up on a refreshingly wild note.


■ Epilogue: 'And mother is still gushing today'
In the living room.
Across the small table, the young son sits with his eyes shining.
In front of him, the mother—the former game trial event staff member—was speaking happily.
"And that's how I met your father♡"
(Wait, can you really call that a meeting...?)
The father is huddled at the edge of the sofa, looking into the distance.
The mother continues.
"Really, your father back then... he waited in line for hours for me... even when he was scolded on the phone, even when he was threatened by bandits, he still stayed by my side♡"
(That's not what happened at all... it's all a misunderstanding...)
The father was crying in his heart.
The son looks at his mother with pure eyes and asks a simple question.
"Hey, what happened to the boss?"
The father's back straightens up.
The mother—
"And you know, your father is just so wonderful♡ That kiss back then felt like destiny♡"
She's not listening at all.
The son tilts his head.
"Did the boss... die?"
The father waves his hands in a panic.
"N-no! I, I don't think he... died... probably..."
(No, seriously, what happened to the boss...)
The father mutters while looking away.
The mother smiles happily and clings to her husband's arm.
"Well, well, don't worry about the details♡ Because that day, your father chose me!"
(I didn't choose... I didn't choose...)
The father's inner voice reaches no one again today.
And the story concludes like this.

As for the boss's safety—only God knows!


The end!!


If you want to read a 'spin-off from the boss's side,' a 'sequel where the son learns the truth,' or an 'IF scenario where the mother's misunderstanding evolves further,' I can continue as much as you like.



Comment:
I think this boss probably died... well, joking aside (lol).
Still, I can't sympathize with a boss who lectures people on the phone during their day off...

Aside from that, game trial events! I went to one for the first time the other day!
I'm really looking forward to 'Tokyo Xanadu'!

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