Transparent Tiramisu Manzai: 'Ah, Rational Life'
*This manzai is a reconstruction based on the mini-skit series posted on X, '🌸Koharu and Tsumugi 🎙️Timeline Theater👏' #001-#003.
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),(002),(003)Koharu: I really want to combine the Timeline Theater skits into one manzai routine, absolutely. Tsumugi: What are you even talking about? But, I might want to try it. Koharu: Combine! Both: Hello! We are Transparent Tiramisu! Thank you for having us! ⸻ Koharu: Achoo! Tsumugi: What's wrong? Koharu: My nose is tickling... Tsumugi: We're on stage, you know. Take it easy. Koharu: I'll be careful. Tsumugi: It's graduation season, isn't it? Koharu: I'm sad that the seniors are leaving. Tsumugi: Yeah, it is. We learned so much from them, like greetings, manners, and the basics and rules of club activities. So many memories. Koharu: So, I received some memories. Tsumugi: That's nice. What did you get? Koharu: The second button. Tsumugi: That's a symbol of youth. (Koharu pulls out a bunch of buttons, clattering) Tsumugi: What is that amount!? Koharu: I took them all. Tsumugi: That's looting!!Koharu: If a star emerges, I win.
Tsumugi: Don't corner the market on second buttons!!
⸻ Koharu: ...Achoo! Tsumugi: Hey, are you okay? Koharu: Sorry... for stopping the flow... Tsumugi: It's fine. Take care of your health. Koharu: Speaking of graduation, Chonmage Ramen made it to the 32→16 knockout round of THE SECOND. Tsumugi: Oh, that topic. They graduated from M-1 and look like they'll get results in THE SECOND. Koharu: So, I made the second buttons a knockout style too. Tsumugi: If it's this person versus that person, this one has more future potential... Hey! Don't turn people's lives into a tournament!! ⸻ Koharu: I want to try appearing on THE SECOND too. Tsumugi: Impossible! You have to be formed for 16 years or more! Koharu: Goo-goo. Tsumugi: What? Koharu: If I pretend I formed it right after I was born, that's 17 years of experience. Tsumugi: That's not 'Hajime-chan started manzai'!!
⸻ Koharu: ...Achoo! Tsumugi: You're still sneezing? Koharu: Tsumu-chan's pressure is so strong that I'm sneezing... Tsumugi: Don't blame it on others! It's hay fever, right? Koharu: Is that so? Tsumugi: Why are you unaware of it! Koharu: But don't worry. Tsumugi: What do you mean! Koharu: I'll attach handheld fans to both sides of my face.
Tsumugi: Is this a curse ritual at the hour of the ox!! ⸻ Tsumugi: You, your whole life is like that! Second buttons are an investment! Manzai is 17 years of experience! Hay fever is sorcery!! Koharu: It's rational. I have stood on stage for 17 years and received the second buttons from my seniors every year. Tsumugi: ...What's with the sudden change? Koharu: I'll turn the premium second buttons into assets and go to the hospital. Tsumugi: I don't know what you're saying, but what are you going to do at the hospital? Koharu: I'll treat my hay fever at the ENT clinic. It's rational. Tsumugi: Don't take 17 years to do it!! Go to the hospital before investing!! Both: Thank you very much! ▶︎ Click here for the site map