Transparent Tiramisu Manzai 'Where are you?' — A Three-Topic Story
Both
Hello~
We are Transparent Tiramisu.
Nice to meet you!
Koharu
The other day, maybe in the evening.
I found a discarded sakura mochi in a cardboard box in a vacant lot.
Tsumugi
Scary, scary, scary!
What did you find!
Don't talk about it like it's a stray cat!
Koharu
It was written on the cardboard box, 'Please pick me up.'
Tsumugi
It's dirty!
Koharu
I thought I'd rescue it...
Tsumugi
It's not a living thing!
It's food!!
Koharu
It was already getting cold...
I thought, 'I can't let this happen!'
Tsumugi
Sakura mochi is only warm
when it's freshly made at the shop!
Koharu
So, I hurried and brought it home.
Tsumugi
The way you say that!!
You just picked something up!
—
Koharu
At home, I wrapped it in a towel.
Tsumugi
Don't nurse it!!
Koharu
...One leaf
is pitiful, isn't it?
Tsumugi
Don't ask for agreement!
Koharu
So, I wrapped it in another one.
Tsumugi
Don't add more!!
You're just adding salt content!!
Koharu
Then, just a little bit.
Tsumugi
What is it.
Koharu
It looked relieved.
Tsumugi
Where is its face!!
Koharu
The twilight light was gentle.
Tsumugi
Don't push through with sentimentality!!
—
Koharu
At that moment, the phone rang.
Tsumugi
That's ominous again!
Koharu
It was my mother.
Tsumugi
Why does a parent appear in that flow!
Koharu
She asked, 'Where are you now?'
Tsumugi
That's a normal question.
Koharu
When I answered, 'I'm at home.'
(Pause)
Koharu
'Where is that?'
Tsumugi
Huh?
Koharu
I also became confused.
Tsumugi
Eh?
Koharu
I thought I was at home,
but there was a dusty air and the smell of books.
...Ah, this is the club room, I realized.
Tsumugi
No, scary, scary, scary!
Koharu
There was no sakura mochi either...
Tsumugi
I don't understand what you mean!
—
Koharu
Ah, it happened again, I thought.
When I'm reading,
sometimes I get immersed in the novel's world...
Tsumugi
No, you're too immersed!
Don't even generate sakura mochi!!
Koharu
But it was very realistic.
Tsumugi
Don't eat it even if it's realistic!!
Koharu
I didn't eat it!
Sakura is my family!!
Tsumugi
She named the mochi!
It's scary!
Your delusions are extreme!
—
Koharu
...I was a little scared too.
Tsumugi
You finally realized!
Koharu
I thought, what if I can't go back again?
(Pause)
Tsumugi
...No, wait.
Koharu
Yes.
Tsumugi
Where are you now?
(Pause)
Koharu
......I think it's the club room.
Tsumugi
It's the theater!
Koharu
......Sakura mochi is scary
Tsumugi
Don't say it like 'Manju is scary'!
Koharu
Ah, Sakura...
That soft touch...
Tsumugi
Because it's mochi!
(Pause)
Tsumugi
Don't touch it!
...No, eat it!
Koharu
No!
Sakura is not food...
Tsumugi
Ah, geez!
It's a hellish loop!
Koharu
......Where did you go?
Tsumu-chan, will you look for it with me?
Tsumugi
Don't look for it!
......
I won't look for it!!
I have my hands full just protecting you.
Koharu
Please don't talk about me like I'm a cat!
Tsumugi
...You're the one who started talking about sakura mochi like a cat‼️
And from the very beginning too‼️
Buy sakura mochi at a Japanese confectionery shop‼️
The way you met is weird‼️
(Pause)
Tsumugi
Really, you're a handful.
Koharu, let's go home.
Koharu
Yes!
Both
Thank you very much!
The End
This time, I participated in Harato Kei-san's project.
Thank you.