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Short Short: 'Summoning a Demon, Typo Leads to Pasta.'


Summoning a Demon, Typo Leads to Pasta.

I obtained an old, dusty grimoire.
The first page had this written in red ink.

Copy the incantation exactly.
A typo is fatal.

……Even if they say that, the runes in the magic circle are too complex.
I got lazy and just copied a few of them as they appeared in the conversion suggestions.

“Appear, King of the Underworld—Diabolos!”

The magic circle glowed, and what appeared from the smoke was…… pasta.
Red sauce with chili peppers, chicken, and the scent of garlic.
Not a demon, but Chicken Diavola pasta.

“……Well, it looks delicious, so I guess it's fine.”

A while later, my hunger returned.

“Next, it would be great if I could get some Pasta alla Luciana.”

When I chanted the spell again, space twisted, and a demon with black wings appeared.

“You called my name, human. My name is Lucifer.
The price of the contract is…… your soul.”

Looking back at the grimoire, 'Luciana' had become 'Lucifer'.
Another typo.

Oh my god……
The moment I muttered that, a panna cotta was summoned.


Afterword

I participated in the weekly short-short note theme 'Typo Collection'.

This time, the idea itself came to me quickly, but I struggled with the actual pun.
Someone as sophisticated as me, resorting to a pun……!
(It would have been perfect if I could have inserted a sharp dad joke here!)

The first one, 'Diabolos to Diavola,' came out relatively quickly, but
I couldn't think of an 'Italian demon' to summon next at all.
While worrying, 'Was making it Italian the mistake in the first place?',
I spent days looking at lists of Italian dishes and thinking, 'Does a demon like this exist?'
──But, no. Not at all.

At that moment, it hit me: 'Alla Luciana... Lucifer... Lucifero!?'
I did a fist pump in the middle of the night, thinking, 'Alright, this works!'
And that punchline, 'Oh my god... Panna Cotta!', is how I arrived there.

A grimoire of words can change the world with a single typo.
……With that excuse, I managed to land this one as well.


If you succeed in the summoning, please 'Like'!
If you find a typo, please 'Comment'!
It would be a great help if you could 'Follow' before your soul is taken.

In my ongoing series 'Delivery Worker Roruko No. 2,' I am fighting against tower mansion residents who are even more troublesome than demons.

On X, I am whimsically summoning stories and AI illustrations, focusing mainly on food delivery tales.
Please feel free to take a look there as well.


※This work is fiction.

The characters, organizations, place names, and events that appear are not related to any real ones. Additionally, while some depictions are inspired by the posts and activities of real X (formerly Twitter) users, there is no connection to any specific individual or organization, and the content is constructed based on creative fiction.

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