Japanese is hard, isn't it? (2) - A story about 'Kami'

Japanese is hard, isn't it? (2) - A story about 'Kami'

An old man in the village said to a traveler,
"You must not treat Kami poorly."
The traveler nodded.
"I see. You mean paper (kami), right?"
The old man continued with a serious face.
"Kami is more important than anything."
"People in the old days really valued paper, didn't they?"
"Indeed."
"Then, we must not get Kami wet, right?"
"Of course not."
"What about tearing it?"
"Absolutely not."
"Burning it?"
"Absolutely not."
The traveler was impressed.
--This village really values paper a lot.
He asked the villagers as well.
"Do you value Kami?"
"Of course we do."
"Do you pray to it every morning?"
"Naturally."
The traveler was surprised.
--They pray to paper...?
In one house, they were bowing to Kami.
In another house, they were offering sake to Kami.
The traveler thought,
--This village has an incredible faith in paper.
And then, the day of the festival arrived.
The villagers gathered at the shrine.
The old man said,
"Now, let us give thanks to Kami."
The traveler also took out a piece of paper.
And he bowed deeply.
"Thank you, as always."
The villagers all turned around at once.
"...What are you doing?"
The traveler replied,
"I am praying to Kami."
The old man looked at the traveler's hands.
"You..."
"Yes?"
"That is paper."
"...Eh?"
The old man pointed to the back of the shrine.
"What we were talking about is God (Kami)."
The traveler was speechless.
The old man laughed.
"Japanese is..."
"Even with the same sound, the meanings are completely different."
The traveler stared at the paper in his hand.
And said one thing.
"...Please tell me that from the beginning."
The old man replied,
"I've been saying it from the beginning."
"To value Kami."

--Japanese is hard, isn't it? (lol)

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