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Admiring that person...

#WhatAreWeTalkingAbout

Before I knew it, there were only 5 hours left until the deadline.
Wait, what should I write? 🤔

Actually, something happened today that really drained my energy.
After I got home and ate dinner, I finally caught my breath, so I thought I'd talk about that.

It's not a funny story, but
if you don't mind, please bear with me for a moment. 🙇‍♀️



The occasional customer harasser.

I am a staff member.
I work for a salary.
But before that, I am a human being.

However, there are some people who

“think that just because I'm staff, they can do whatever they want.”
Unfortunately, they exist.

I encountered one today at checkout.
A woman whose tone, expression, and gestures were all in MAX attack mode.

No, no,
this isn't a wrestling ring.
Even if you come at me like that 🫷🫷🫷

………
The thing I hated most
was

“the act of throwing money to pay.”

Not a gentle clink, but
CLANG! BAM! WHACK!
(Sound effects emphasized)

Slamming coins onto the tray.
Throwing bills as if they were trash.

People who treat money carelessly
somehow make me feel like their hearts are careless too.

Kura-T
cannot get along with people who can't value money, and I don't want to (my personal opinion).




“I bet I'd feel refreshed if I talked back...”

At that moment,
the Queen of the Western Theater appeared in my mind.


Borrowing her strength for a moment, I try saying it in my heart.

Hold your horses!
You've been throwing money at me for a while now, but
this isn't an offering box!!

Weren't you taught any better?!
Look, a 10-yen coin just flew out!
Pick it up yourself!!

If you don't pick it up, that 10-yen coin,
**I'll shove it up your nose and make your back teeth rattle!!**
💥

And if you still don't get it...

I'll crack your head open and suck your brains out with a straw!!





…………………That was scary 🥲🥲



Yeah, yeah, 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Kura-T can hear it 👂👂
The sound of everyone reading this falling off their chairs like in a New Comedy sketch 🤭

The famous quotes I cited today
were all borrowed from Yasue Michi's stage gags.
Thank you very much 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

In reality, I can't actually talk back like that.
Because it's work. Because I'm an adult. Sometimes I just have to swallow it.
But here (on note), I let my inner voice out just a little bit 😏🥰

If I encounter a customer harasser again—
I have “Sister Yasue” on my side, so I'll be fine ✌️✌️
I'll keep doing my best as the usual Kura-T 🫶


#WhatAreWeTalkingAbout
#WorkingHard
#CustomerHarassment
#NewComedy

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