I want to rub nipples too

My first-grade son is rubbing his nipples.

This is a child's privilege.

It might not be impossible for an adult to do it, but it's a forbidden game.

It's as forbidden as eating a whole bunch of grapes by yourself.

Ah, I'm so jealous.

That sensation where you know in your head you shouldn't be fiddling with them, but you end up fiddling with them with the tip of your tongue anyway.

I remember it well.

I enjoyed nipple rubbing when I was a kid, too.

But before I knew it, I had become Class A.

Once you become Class A, nipple rubbing is off-limits forever.

I want to experience that thrill of it almost coming off, but not quite, one more time.

If I could turn back time just once in my life?

I might just go back to my childhood days to rub my nipples one more time.

Yes.

To you, who read this far and thought, 'Zenkei-san is saying something perverted again...'

Unfortunately, it is you who are the pervert.

I was talking about my son's heartwarming story of rubbing his baby teeth.

This was a test.

To investigate your perverted mind and your strange bias toward Zenkei-san.

It was truly an entrance exam.

For those of you who realized from the start that this was about baby teeth.

You are just like Zenkei-san, a pure-hearted and refreshing person.

Aren't you glad?

You can be proud of that.

Honestly, though, I do want to experience that feeling of simultaneously enjoying the exhilaration and the sense of loss when one falls out just one more time.

Huh?

So you're saying I should have just written it that way from the start?

Well, that would be a bit of a blow to this account's pride.

See you later.

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