My paid articles aren't selling, so I decided to grow my own bean sprouts—I'm sharing my Amazon wishlist 😭

Hey, I need you to listen to this.

I've realized something.

Bean sprouts aren't something you buy.

They're something you grow.

This is the conclusion a 40-year engineer has reached.

I have an important announcement.

My title is CEO.

Do you know what a CEO is? It's the head of a company. It stands for Chief Executive Officer in English.

But starting today, I've added another CEO title.

Chief Moyashi Officer.

In Japanese, that's 'Chief Bean Sprout Officer'.

The same person serving as both Chief Engineer Officer and Chief Moyashi Officer—there's no precedent for this even in Silicon Valley. I'm the first in the world.

I've created an Amazon wishlist.

It's all bean sprout-related.

Cultivation kits, soup bases, seasonings, dried vegetables—I've carefully selected them as the Chief Bean Sprout Officer.

I've written a note for every single item.

Only read them if you like bad jokes.

Make sure to read the notes too; I spent three hours writing them.

Why did I share my wishlist?

I'll put it simply.

Bean sprout hot pot soup is ¥325.

My paid article is ¥300.

It's cheaper than the bean sprout soup.

I'd be happier if you spent ¥300 on my paid article than ¥325 on soup. But I'd be even happier if you sent me the soup too.

Both are welcome 😭

Tips, wishlists, paid articles—they are all 'ways to support Dan-chan'.

From a ¥30 bag of bean sprouts to a ¥1,765 cultivation kit, please choose according to your budget.

Actually, this is an important story.

As the Chief Bean Sprout Officer, I'll tell you one thing.

Have you ever thought, 'I want to support you, but I don't know where to start'?

For those people, I've prepared everything from ¥30 to ¥1,765.

The entrance can be just one bag of bean sprouts.

It would be great if you came to my paid articles from there.

I thought of this strategy in 10 minutes.

By the way, I also made a web app that monitors Bitcoin in terms of bean sprouts in 10 minutes.

It took longer to think of the surreal joke.

That is what the Chief Bean Sprout Officer is.

Thank you to those who sent gifts

For those who sent bean sprout hot pot soup (¥325) → I will write a thank-you article.

For those who sent a cultivation kit (¥1,765) → I will serialize a cultivation diary on note.

To the person who sent me the 500g commercial-sized chicken bouillon powder (¥1,321) → Please read the note. The answer is written there.

To those interested in Python

Just one word to those who thought, 'That's an interesting way to use it.'

If you want to be able to come up with ideas like this, please learn Python. Having the power to build your own tools completely changes the range of content you can create.

Here are the full steps from the Chief Bean Sprout Officer:

Tips for one bag of bean sprouts are always welcome too 😭

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