The Secret to a Happy Marriage: Carrying an Onigiri in Your Underwear

I enjoy manga and dramas that feature infidelity as a theme. And my wife does not like that preference of mine.

However, this isn't because I have any desire to commit adultery myself; it's quite the opposite. I am drawn to these themes because they are things I have never experienced and likely never will. It is a desire to know a world I don't know about.
And what I think after watching many such works is infidelity is hell. Neither the person doing it, the person having it done to them, nor the people involved are happy. The more I watch these works, the more I think that.

I will absolutely never commit infidelity

We vowed our eternal love in front of many people in a beautiful church, and we have been blessed with an angel of a child. Above all, I love my wife. Because I have nothing to hide, I am open about my preferences, as I mentioned at the beginning.
And as I mentioned at the beginning, my wife does not like it. She tells me, "Watch those dramas when I'm not around!" Furthermore, she has told me that if I were to commit infidelity, she would impose the following sanctions on me.

We won't get a divorce. After socially destroying you, you will become an ATM from then on.

The time goes back five years. Before we were married, we had just started living together.

As a salesperson, I have many business dinners, and it is not uncommon to go to places that involve female entertainment for the second party.
Of course, the main point of the time is to butter up my boss or the president of a client company, so for me, it is truly hell.

As mentioned above, my wife is an aggressive woman, but even then, there were times when she would get anxious.
To avoid making my wife anxious, I always tell her who I am dining with and where the venue is. When I go to a second party as things flow, I find a moment to tell her the name of the place, and if it is a place with women, I honestly tell her so. Of course, I do not exchange contact information.

Even so, there are times when she gets anxious. This is an exchange from one such day.

Don't ever cheat on me~

I won't! Are you still anxious even though I tell you about the places and the people?

I know you won't, but sometimes I just get anxious~

I hate making you anxious. Is there anything else I can do? I'll do anything!

Looking back, that was quite a gentlemanly response. If there was something I wasn't doing at the time, I thought it might be a "location sharing app".
If we installed this, we would know each other's location in real-time, and since you can't let go of your smartphone, there would be no way to lie.
In fact, I thought it would be convenient to know where we are without having to contact each other.You must never install this! my seniors at work said, but I didn't mind it at all.

Hmm, let's see. Really anything?

Yeah, anything! How about that? A location app...

Ah! Then, from now on, wear the underwear I choose for you!

Huh??? Underwear???

Yes, anti-cheating underwear!

Anti-cheating... underwear...?

I have watched many works about infidelity, but I had no knowledge of anti-cheating underwear.
My wife argued that me always wearing underwear that I couldn't take off in front of others would lead to the suppression of infidelity.
I was the one who said I would do anything if it would reduce my wife's anxiety. Leaving the design of my underwear to her was no trouble at all.

My wife started looking for new underwear for me with a look of amusement. She was rhythmically tapping and scrolling through Amazon pages on her iPad. I found that the way to reduce anxiety was in an unexpected place.
As a bonus, she also installed a location-sharing app.

Five years have passed since then. I have been wearing the "no-cheating" underwear my wife chooses for me. Of course, I haven't cheated.
And then I realized.

My wife is now just enjoying making me wear funny underwear.

At this point, prepared to be banned, I would like to introduce the ace of my recent "no-cheating" underwear collection.



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I am currently wearing this destructively uncool underwear while writing this note. Carrying an onigiri on my rear.
By the way, this underwear also comes in white. In addition, "My Melody," "Cinnamoroll," and underwear with a large "Love" character on the rear are currently in my regular rotation. I made my first request: I asked her to add "Hangyodon" as well.

As you might guess, this underwear is embarrassing to be seen in, not just by the opposite sex, but even by the same sex. I get extremely nervous when I go to the gym or the sauna.

Ignoring my feelings, my wife giggles whenever she sees the onigiri on my rear. You're the one who chose it, after all.

You are the only person in the world who laughs when they see this underwear.

This is our secret to a happy marriage