I want to go to the Dragon Palace.
Sigh. I want to go somewhere.
I'm a homebody,
and I haven't been on a trip in years.
But right now, I really, really want to go somewhere.
Let's see. If I were to go somewhere now, it would be the Dragon Palace.
I want to go to the Dragon Palace.
If the mission is to save a turtle,
then I'll go to some beach right now,
save a turtle in trouble,
and get a ticket to the Dragon Palace.
And then, I'll hop on the turtle's back and head to the Dragon Palace.
After all, the Dragon Palace is all-inclusive, right?
I can eat and drink as much as I want, right?
And it's delicious food made by someone else.
I hear the sea bream and flounder dance for you,
and I can even play rock-paper-scissors with the sea bream and flounder, right?
No matter how drunk I get,
the Princess Otohime will pamper me with a giggle,
right?
I heard she'll even let you rest your head on her lap.
If I want, she'll even wash my hair in a rose-petal-filled undersea hot spring,
or give me a massage, right??
She'll give me a full-body treatment
with nice-smelling oil, right?
I can stay there forever, right??
...
Mr. Tanaka, please go home now.
The sea bream and flounder can no longer dance.
They danced too much and hurt their spines.
We've run out of roses for the undersea hot spring.
We're using seaweed instead.
We've also run out of nice-smelling massage oil.
Go catch a shark and make your own squalane oil!!
Even if you tell me that, I'm not going home.
I'll give you a treasure box,
so please, just go home!!
Even if you tell me that, I'm absolutely not going home.
While floating in the water,
listening to the bubbling sounds,
I want to keep being selfish to the manager, Princess Otohime.
Ah, I've realized now
that I desperately want someone to pamper me.
It's not that I want to go on a trip.
It's not that I want to save a turtle.
It's not that I want to go to the Dragon Palace.
I just want to be pampered
irresponsibly,
unconditionally.
I just want to escape from reality.
Oh, if I get kicked out of the Dragon Palace,
is there a way to become a mermaid princess,
fall in love with a prince at first sight,
follow him around,
sing songs,
and have him make me his queen??
I guess not...
This is hopeless.
Au au.