[TG Hitotarao Birthday Festival 2026] A birthday surprise for the man who distributes popularity and happiness, from a cat dad who offers kibble to his cats

Hello everyone! This is Cat Dad.
Today is the birthday of that very popular creator, Hitotarao-san, who always makes the world of note happy and energetic!

Happy Birthday, Hitotarao-san!🎂✨

Speaking of Hitotarao-san, he is truly a "communication monster" and, as he says himself, a wonderful "charmer" (hito-tarashi).
He has sold the companies and businesses he started and is currently living a carefree FIRE life, and he is a possessor of otherworldly super business sense, having continued to earn over 10 million yen for three consecutive years on note!

While he has an amazing background as a former host and a world-top salesperson, the introduction to the membership he operates, "Tarao Girls," contains the gentle, all-affirming message
"Women are girls no matter how old they get♡"
and through his popular co-operated magazines, he is simply a genius at "making those around him earn money, become popular, and be happy."

When I read the articles and magazines of such a dazzling Hitotarao-san, as a man myself, and as a "servant" to my own cats, I am always overwhelmed.

...Yes, I am so overwhelmed that every time I see my reflection in the mirror, I mutter this to myself in my heart, just like Shinji Ikari from the masterpiece anime "Neon Genesis Evangelion."

I must not run away.
I must not run away.
I must not run away.
I must not run away from the difference in specs between me and Hitotarao-san...!

I say. But sadly, I cannot awaken and pilot an Eva like Shinji-kun; the only thing I can pilot is a mama-chari (mom bike).
Back when Hitotarao-san was making waves as a world-top salesperson, I was pouring all my energy into choosing the right brand of kibble so as not to displease my eldest son, Toto (14), and second son, Chee (13)🤣

While Hitotarao-san is guiding men and women of the world to
"Earn money, be popular, and be happy,"
the orders I receive from Toto and Chee (the cats) are
"Offer tribute, pet me, and be quiet"!!

Thanks to them, my hierarchy in this house is always at the very bottom😭.
I have been continuing as the "top salesperson in the world of cat servants (*reward is only the cats' purring)" for 14 consecutive years.

Hitotarao-san is someone whose capacity as a man and economic power are far above mine, but I deeply feel that it is precisely because of his playful and approachable personality that he is loved by so many fans.

Hitotarao-san, please continue to show us a wonderful world with your overwhelming charm and energy.
May this new year be an even more exciting and wonderful year for you, filled with smiles and "laughter-based business" (shobai).

With love from Toto, Chee, and their nominal dad.

#TGHitotaraoBirthdayFestival2026

Lastly, here is an introduction to my cats.
I live with two cats.
They are Toto (male), a Norwegian Forest Cat, and Chee (male), a Somali.
Both of them are energetic senior cats (Toto: 14 years old, Chee: 13 years old)!
Please refer to this article for their profiles.

Thank you for staying with me until the end today.
May you have a wonderful cat life today as well.