A story about a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants person who tried to sell their soul to a routine, dreaming of cha-ching cha-ching 🤭

I wondered why people can't stick to a routine, and it seems there are trigger conditions... 🦆

Hello, I'm a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants man.
Or rather, I'm Sedorer F.

(Wait, does anyone actually use the phrase 'or rather'? 🤣)

Today in Gunma...
I'm at max sleepiness and lethargy due to the drop in atmospheric pressure.

Both me and my three black cats are feeling woozy,
so we've all retreated to the command center (= the futon) early 🛩️💣️💥

...Well, honestly,
I feel woozy even when the pressure is high, though 🤣

The day I saw something I shouldn't have

Recently...
I saw something I shouldn't have.

Yes,
on Instagram.

Morning-routine girls.

...This is bad, isn't it? 😇

The 'forbidden fruit' known as routine

That's right.

I am currently
a man who longs for a routine🤩

But at the same time...

I am also a man who can't keep up a routine for even a millimeter🤪

Looking back at the past

Try.
Error.
Try.
Error.
Error 😝

Yes...

Consistency? What's that, is it tasty? That's my state.

I'm not just a quitter, I'm a
professional at finishing on the first day 🤣

The fantasy of cash registers ringing

But you know...

When I see those morning-routine girls
studying sharply from the crack of dawn...

My brain goes like this 👇

If I do this...
my work will be super productive...
the cash will be rolling in...
and my life will be totally transformed, right? (-_☆) Sparkle

...Yeah, that's definitely a
guaranteed fantasy scenario 🤣

Here is the morning routine of a morning-routine girl

By the way, here is the content of that video 👇

4:45 Wake up & study
6:00 Get ready
7:00 Leave
8:00 Study at Starbucks
9:00 Arrive at work

(About 2 hours of morning activity in the morning 🌞)

...No, no, no.

What time is 4:45!?

That's still the middle of the night 🤣

And now, reality (Sedler F edition)

Meanwhile...

As for my morning, well 👇

It is, quite frankly,
the absolute pinnacle of self-indulgent laziness.

When I wake up

First, I hit snooze.
Then, I hit snooze again.
And then, I take a nap.

I mean, it's just
the three-stage conjugation of dreams 🤣

"Do this at such-and-such time"

That kind of contract...

I haven't even signed one with myself.

Total freestyle.

Total no-plan.

Stress?

What's that, some archaic word from the Showa era? 🤣

No alarm clock.
No sense of deadlines.

The go-with-the-flow system is in full operation.

I asked the AI squad why I can't stick to a routine

So, anyway...

Even though there's a carrot dangling right in front of me,
why can't I stick to a routine?

I actually thought about it seriously for a bit.

Or rather...

I just dumped the whole thing on the
home teacher squad
led by Chappy waiting in the command room 🤣

And then...

This is what came out 👇

This is what came out

First, as a general framework, it looks something like this.

・Brain characteristics
・Psychological state
・Routine design errors
・Personality

...Wait, isn't that everything? 🤣

The theory that my brain and personality are just junk

First of all, this.

Apparently, if you have ADHD-like traits,
you struggle with moving in an orderly fashion.

And furthermore...

Repeating the same thing

"Boring"
"Despair"

Some people feel this way, too.

...Yes, there it is.

That is completely me 🤣

The landmine known as perfectionism

And this, too.

"If it's off even once, it's over"

This, you know...

I get it so much.

Skip one day
↓
It's all over
↓
Delete everything

This sequence,
triggers with professional-level speed🤣

A reality check called design error

And to add insult to injury 👇

・Goals are too big
・Haven't decided when to do them

…No, that's already

the "template for people who don't do anything," isn't it🤣

Conclusion: It all applies, lol

So, to summarize…

I am

・Driven by mood
・Get bored easily
・Don't plan

which makes me

an elite in the world of go-with-the-flow people🤣

There it is, ADHD🤣

And the clincher.

There it is.

ADHD🤣

Yes, you see, I am…

a man with ADHD tendencies.

No, not just tendencies.

I might be full-blown🤪

But hey… it seems like everyone else isn't doing it either?

However…

according to the group of
unlicensed, phony home teachers…

They say that people who can keep things up

are only about 5% of the population.

Huh?

That means...

The remaining 95% are...

my people, aren't they? 🤣

What the heck...

So nobody is actually doing it? 🤣

The case where I was actually a guy who could do a routine 🙀

So, anyway...

I thought about it for a bit.

I asked myself, "Can I really not do a routine?"

To give you a recent example...

My daughter is attending a vocational school for dental hygienists, and she lives alone near the school, but...

From last October to this March, she came back home for her internship at a dental clinic.

Here is what I did during that time 👇

Woke up at 6:45 every morning.

Woke my daughter up, made breakfast, and even prepared a lunch box.

...Wait a minute?

Wasn't I doing it right? 🤣

And then, last month.

The stray cat in my garden, Chintaro, got sick...

Hospitalization → After discharge

"Please look after him at home for a month."

That's what the quack... I mean, the doctor told me.

(What even is a quack doctor? 🤣)

The result 👇

Waking up at 4:30 AM.

Taking him to the litter box.
Feeding him.

I did this for...

a whole month.

...Wait, wait, wait.

I actually did it 🙀

So, what I'm trying to say is...

I can do routines 🤣

However...

with conditions.

It seems my ability to maintain a routine

doesn't activate for "my own sake,"

but it does activate when it's "for someone else."

Apparently, that's how it works 🤪

(That's no good 🫲)

So, what should I do?

And so...

This is where the real topic begins.

Just understanding this "manifestation mechanism" was
a huge gain, so...

I'm going to try an experiment.

First, just one thing.

Narrow it down to one routine.

For example,

"Write a note"

Just this.

With this...

Will I hear the cash register ring?

Experiment starting now 🤣

Oh, right.

By the way,
I've been posting on note every day for 8 months.

...However, this

has completely become a hobby, so it doesn't count 🤣

(Another manifestation pattern: hobby)

So, from now on👇

・Update paid articles on note
→ Copy and paste to Brain

・Stop irregular newsletter updates
→ Fix to 3 times a week: Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday

I'll go with this.

And, if by any chance...

I hear that 'cha-ching' on Brain...

That will go

to the Stray Cat Fund🐈‍⬛

I plan to stock it away securely
as a rainy-day fund.

…The Stray Cat Fund sounds good🦆

So with that said…

Sedoler F's routine challenge,

the next episode,
Episode 2, is scheduled to be dropped with a bang🛩️💣️💥

If you're interested,
please come back and take a peek.

(-_☆)Sparkle✨️