I Poured Soy Sauce into My Collarbone and Ate Sashimi

-Apologize to the sashimi

This is sudden, but how many meters deep is the hollow of your collarbone?

Umazo, who has a constitution with unusually deep collarbones

At the time (when I was a college student), it was the dawn of Nico Nico Douga.
I would go out of my way to pay a 500 yen monthly fee to do live broadcasts.
My community (what we now call subscriber count) was decent,
and I streamed quite frequently late at night.

If it were now, wouldn't I be getting Super Chats for a college student's collarbone instead of paying money? I wish I had been born in that era, or rather, the era hadn't caught up yet.

Even though there are things like skeletal structure diagnosis now,

there was nothing like that back then, and there were no 'types' either.

It was just a feeling of, 'Oh, there are people whose collarbones stick out and people whose don't, people with really thin waists and people with pigeon chests.'

I am what is now called a 'natural' skeletal type, so I have a body type where my bones stand out.

It descended from the heavens!

On Nico Live, I was streaming games, chatting, and doing projects day after day, but one day, it just came to me.

Couldn't I pour soy sauce into this collarbone of mine and eat sashimi?

That's what I thought.

[Umako] I poured soy sauce into my collarbone and ate sashimi

During a live stream, I bought one of those wrap-around bath towels with buttons that elementary school students use when going to the pool on Amazon,


poured soy sauce into my left collarbone, and


with my right hand, picked up some slightly high-quality sashimi I had procured from a nearby supermarket with my chopsticks,

dipped it in the soy sauce pooled in my collarbone,

and ate it.

The screen was filled with lololol. It felt great.

I'm not being laughed at, I'm making them laugh.

It was a day I reaffirmed that this is the mission of an Osaka native.

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My subscriber count went up☆

The article about the day I unexpectedly ended up performing it again in my 30s after being featured in Otanchin-sama's article ↓