The Aftermath of the Day I Poured Soy Sauce into My Collarbone to Eat Sashimi

This is the aftermath of the day back in college when, for some crazy reason, I poured soy sauce into the hollow of my collarbone to eat sashimi.

The audio version is here

I only had the squid left over

so I thought, I'll just eat it tomorrow, reported that to the viewers, put it in the fridge, and ended the stream.

The next day, since a whole night had passed,
I thought it would be better to heat it up if I was going to eat it!
While streaming on Nico Nico again that day, I said, "Oh yeah, I have that leftover squid from yesterday, so I'm going to eat it!" and,
ignoring the comments saying things like "Stop lol" or "Do it, do it!",


I took that leftover squid sashimi and

nuked it in the microwave

Pop...

Pop-pop...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Oh no! The squid exploded and the inside of the microwave was a disaster!

Returning to the stream screen, it was a field of grass.

The screen was filled with massive amounts of lol.

I knew eggs shouldn't go in the microwave, but squid was a blind spot.

And so ended the day of a certain college girl who became a little wiser.

~fin~