Are Erotic Magazines a Symbol of Kindness?
This time, for the first time in a while, I'm sharing some "useless musings." The "uselessness" is already oozing from the title, isn't it?
I hope you'll take a moment to read it in your spare time.
■ It started with a single LINE message
Please take a look at the LINE conversation with my friend K-ko that sparked this train of thought.
K-ko: "Aya, I've realized that there are as many types of erotica as there are people."
Me: "Huh? What do you mean?"
K-ko: "Actually... the other day, when I went on a trip, I got a phone call while I was away. It felt like I needed to take notes, so I looked for a pen. I didn't have one, so I searched through my husband's bag that was nearby. I felt bad about touching someone else's belongings, I really did, but then... an erotic magazine fell out!!!"
Me: "Wait! An erotic magazine in this day and age?"
K-ko: "Yes, exactly, an erotic magazine in this day and age."
Me: "Why an erotic magazine?"
K-ko: "I don't know. Maybe he wanted to use it for some 'me time'?"
Me: "But there are videos and stuff now. Why go out of your way for a magazine?"
K-ko: "That's just it. Videos leave a trail, right? If you use a smartphone or PC, your search history leaves a trail. So maybe that's why he uses a magazine?"
Me: "But he probably bought that magazine online anyway, right?"
K-ko: "I suppose so. But you know, I felt my husband's kindness in his choice of an erotic magazine."
Me: "What do you mean? Why is that kindness?"
K-ko: "Because with videos, you leave a search trail and there's sound, right? When you consider his consideration for his partner, I think an erotic magazine is a symbol of kindness."
■ About the contents of the erotic magazine
Me: "I get that it's a symbol of kindness, but has your husband always liked erotic magazines?"
K-ko: "Seems like it. I don't know for sure."
Me: "Even so, why bring an erotic magazine on a trip?"
K-ko: "Well, that's out of consideration for me, right? If he left it in the room, I might find it. Any normal wife would be shocked to find her husband looking at erotic magazines. That's why he carries it around."
Me: "Hmm."
K-ko: "But you know, that magazine felt kind of high-end."
Me: "What do you mean by high-end? Is the quality of the gravure photos good?"
K-ko: "No. The contents are just a normal erotic magazine. You know, mosaics on the privates, people performing oral sex. The usual, right?"
Me: "I see. I haven't seen many, so I wouldn't know... but how is it high-end?"
K-ko: "The cover is hard. Is that what you call a hardcover? I think it must cost about 1,500 yen."
Me: "That is indeed high-end."
■ Erotic magazines are a symbol of kindness and love
K-ko: "But anyway, you shouldn't look at someone else's personal belongings without permission."
Me: "That's true. Nothing good comes from looking."
K-ko: "So, I won't say anything. I'm keeping this a secret from my husband."
Me: "Right. Because this time, he chose that magazine with the utmost consideration for you, K-ko. You wouldn't want to trample on that consideration, would you?"
K-ko: "Exactly. If anything, I felt deep love from my husband. I love my husband too. I will continue to love him."
Me: "Yeah, yeah. I'm glad you were able to reaffirm your love through an erotic magazine."
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What is this???
We must be pretty bored to be having such a serious conversation about this on LINE lol
K-ko, thank you as always for the material.
Now, I would like to share my own "musings" on this.
(I'm using the terms 'men' and 'women', but please don't pick on that.)
To the men:
Recently, there has been a shift away from paper. As someone who works in the "paper industry," I find this reality bitter. Why not go back to basics and buy an "erotic magazine"?
As mentioned above, an erotic magazine is a symbol of kindness toward your partner.
Unlike videos, you don't have to go through the trouble of connecting to the internet, playing videos, worrying about Wi-Fi, or worrying about sound leaking.
It takes an instant to flip the page.
I don't necessarily recommend it, but you can also get information about adult services or casual partners from the back of the book. That way, you can also prevent viruses and spam emails.
Please, go back to the old days and buy an erotic magazine.
To the women:
If you happen to find an erotic magazine among your partner's belongings, please don't be surprised. Please don't blame them.
Because an erotic magazine is proof of their kindness and love for you.
As long as they don't do anything worse than that, it's just an erotic magazine. Let's overlook it this time. Yes, overlooking it here will lead to the bond of your marriage in the future.
Let's be broad-minded and stay calm.
However, if you find one and feel like making a fuss, please read the magazine thoroughly before you say anything. And then tell me the contents. Let's turn it into material together lol
So, this was an article about how "it's good to think positively" no matter what happens lol
How ridiculous