Thank you for all the questions(?)!

I tried using a question box and received so many questions!
To everyone who sent one in, thank you so much!🙇‍♀️
I received a lot of things that are more like 'something' than actual questions, but
I am a person whose best trait is sincerity
So I will answer them all seriously and with integrity

1. The three major oceans of the world are the Atlantic, the Indian, and...
what was the other one again?

Haha, wow.
I see you're really underestimating me.
That's way too easy for a first question.
I'll answer this carrying the name of Hokkaido University. Juniors, leave this to me: Yo Oizumi.

2. I have never lost at shiritori (word chain). Tanaka-san, let's battle. I'll start. 'Aida Mitsuo'.

Today is a truly wonderful day.
The twilight, announcing the arrival of summer, is quite moving.
Now then, you claim to be strong at shiritori, do you?
Today, I received tea from a senior at work and had a passionate conversation.
That moment in time was truly 'woka-shi' (delightful).
Next is 'shi'. Now, show me your response.

3. There is a 'Chicken Mother-style Set Meal', but
why isn't there a 'Beef Father-style Set Meal'?
Tanaka-san, former cabin attendant, please tell me.

Attention please, rice or bread?
That is a good question.
It would take too long to explain the history, so to give you the conclusion: mothers... they might look strong, but they are actually surprisingly fragile creatures...
I'm sure you were all protected by your mothers from something scary when you were little, right?
And at that time, even though your mother was smiling and saying 'It's okay,' her hands were actually shaking a little...
So, you see... I think it was created so that you, now that you've grown up, would know that mothers were actually 'chicken' (cowardly/scared) too... It makes you feel all warm inside, doesn't it?
As for why there is no 'Beef Father-style Set Meal', it's simply because I don't really want to eat meat that resembles a dad.

4. Hey Tanaka-san. Why is it that when I just want to convey how much I really, really like someone, I end up crying when I cut onions?

That's a letter from Radio Name 'Love-struck Bunny'.
The person you like, by any chance,
isn't he a boy who has a best friend with blue lips who wears a hat that normal people can't wear, and whose house burned down?
I'm sure that when you feel like you want to convey your feelings, seeing an onion makes his back flash through your mind.
And aren't you frustrated that you can only convey your feelings to an onion and not to him?
Even though you really want to convey your feelings to the onion-headed boy...!
I'll teach you how to deal with it: mince the onion in front of you into tiny pieces, then go see the onion-headed boy.
We are rooting for you, you love-struck maiden.

5. I've always thought that 'bottle-bottom glasses' and 'Zundoko Kiyoshi' sound similar, so what happens if Kiyoshi Hikawa wears bottle-bottom glasses?

I assume this is the same person who sent the 'Beef Father-style Set Meal' question.
This is just a guess, but since Kiyoshi Hikawa is someone with a high sense of aesthetics, the moment he sees himself wearing bottle-bottom glasses, he'll say 'This isn't stylish!'
And I think he will destroy the glasses to the rhythm of 'Zun, Zun-zun, Zundoko'.

6. I'm sorry for asking only stupid questions. Please scold me harshly.

Hey!
I am a daily 'wholesome parenting diary' posting Noter!
Scold you harshly?!
If I did something so terrible, it would have a bad influence on my 2-3 year old child, so I can't answer a question like that, you pig!

That's all for today!
Thank you to everyone who sent in questions!