I am not recognized as a human by home appliances

Just like yesterday, today too,
Momo-chan is sleeping on my stomach.
I cannot move. I will not move.
Wrapped in a wearable blanket, I have completely turned into a sea lion monster.

Babies seem to get 'heavier' when they fall asleep.

Right now, I am a punching bag for happiness and gravity.
And, silence.
……At that moment, the latest model air conditioner spoke.

“No human detected, switching to energy-saving mode.”

Hey.
I'm here.
It's just that,I've become an immobile sea lion.

I frantically try to return to being a human and prove my existence.
But I don't want to wake Momo-chan up!!! She only fell asleep 15 minutes ago.

So I cannot move with all my might. As a result, the movement I produce is—a sea lion.

It's not the agility of a fur seal.
It is a sea lion. Always slow.

Whoa, whoa!!!! Whoa.

I'll make my presence known!!!!!

Then the air conditioner suddenly changed its attitude.
“Human detected.”
……Good, I am a human. A sea lion human.

In the world of home appliances,
“movement above a certain level” = human-like.

When Momo-chan is sleeping, I am not
unable to move.
I am choosing not to move.

While I am the one who chose your (the air conditioner's) specialty,“energy-saving mode”,I, too, am engaging in
“energy-saving activities”for Momo-chan's sake.This is a battle.

It is the same in the restroom.
If I stay quiet, the lights get turned off.
Even in the restroom, I am currently on a battlefield. (Hospitalization edition)

Toilets that flush automatically before I can even record it, how pathetic.


Today, too, I am
while my existence is being erased
“A human is here...”

・・・・And I have not known my left from my right since I was a child.
I just live by reading the general atmosphere.