Clumsiness Training [Weekly Short-Short Note]

"Yes, here is your 'Tera-Mori Deluxe Moe-Moe Parfait'... oops, I stumbled over my words! I'm sorry, Master, tee-hee☆"

"Oh, as expected of an authentic clumsy maid. Being cute is more than enough."

"I am glad it is to your liking."

I return a polite smile to the strangely shaped alien who is delighted in broken Japanese.

It seems Japan's 'moe' culture is spreading its popularity not just abroad, but even beyond Earth and outside the solar system. Today, I am entertaining an ambassador who has traveled all the way from a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy at a maid cafe.

"As expected, that was a perfect display of clumsiness."

I meet with the aforementioned maid in the dressing room. She has undergone training and is a professional 'clumsy girl' who has earned the title of 'Clumsy Girl Meister' from several people on Earth.

"Then, as planned, I will execute 'Operation 1045'."
"Yes, I'm counting on you."

Her real job starts now.
She is to spill coffee all over the signing documents for the unequal tariff treaty that we are about to be forced into, backed by the other party's superior scientific and military power—