Long-Distance Relationship for Sale [Weekly Short-Short Note]

"I'm thinking of making money by selling long-distance relationships."

"Excuse me?"

"I'm going to build a 'dating site where you never meet.'"

"I don't follow."

"We live in an age where you can easily and shallowly connect with anyone on social media, but what people really want is a specific someone who only looks at them. On the other hand, regular dating matching sites have high barriers to entry because there's so much expected of you and so much you're looking for. ...So, if the site is based on a relationship like a long-distance one where you don't meet in person, wouldn't the hurdles be lower, making it easier to match and build a deep relationship? You wouldn't have to worry about your appearance, and it wouldn't lead to any trouble either. ...So, why don't you give it a try?"

"The idea is interesting, and there certainly seems to be a need for it, but... for me, I'd still prefer to be able to meet in person. I'm also resistant to paying money..."

"I see. ...Well then, for someone like you—there's also a 'short-distance relationship' course where you can actually meet and deepen your relationship. For now, as a trial and an acquaintance discount, it's free. The partner is—me."