Slip High School [Weekly Short-Short Note]

The entrance ceremony for Slip High School.
I had mocked myself for failing my first-choice school, thinking, 'I only applied to Slip High School as a safety, and now I'm actually going here...' but upon arriving at the entrance ceremony, I found the school grounds sprawling across the foot of the mountain, with school buildings that looked sturdy and quite impressive.
I hadn't even bothered to look into what kind of school it was, but as it turns out...

"Everyone, how are you doing! I, your principal, am in top form!"

...Suddenly, the principal hit us with a painfully cliché pun, following a slightly off-base impression of Inoki.

"What I want you all to learn at this school is the ability to instantly analyze a situation and produce the best possible outcome, even in moments where you wouldn't normally be able to laugh."

It's hard to take him seriously when he suddenly starts talking so earnestly.

"We aim to cultivate talent that can sense the atmosphere and take action by putting their bodies on the line—"

Just then, a rumbling sound suddenly roared from outside.

"Oh, looks like we have our first practical training! It seems there's been a landslide on the mountain behind us. Let's secure our safety immediately!"

...Wait, so this is a school for learning how to deal with landslides?
It's not about comedy slips?

"So it's an evacuation day on our very first day, huh."

Which one is it?